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Previously seen Profiles Profile #1 -------|||------- Put this on your -------|||------- profile if you ---|||||||||||--- know someone that -------|||------- died of old age -------|||------- looking for their -------|||------- perfect match -------|||------- on a dating site Honestly, I borrowed that from someone profile, it made me smile. Single, Never Married physically fit sixty-one year old male. I. Talk about my hobbies. A. I enjoy physical activities. 1. Working out. I workout every day, doing weight lifting, cardiovascular, and fitness classes to help fight off old age. 2. Golf 3. Cooking 4. Weekend get-a-ways 5. If I divulge too much information here, what would we have to talk about? 2. Talk about goals/aspirations. A. Staying alive 1. Someone with common interest; knows which one of hers interest that she would want to introduce to me. 3. Talk about myself and what makes me unique. A. All woman want to travel. 1. I'm from Mars. 4. My taste in music. A. I listen to all kind of music. 1. If that's the deal breaker. Past me by. 5. Haves and what I don't have. A. Have. 1. An open mind 2. No children 3. Cat 4. Live in a condo 5. The desire to meet a woman with similar interest 6. All my teeth 7. Good hygiene 8. Two left feet 9. Car B. Don't have 1. A lake house 2. A boat 3. A motorcycle 4. A fireplace 5. Fishing poles 6. Patients 6. Summary of above A. What I want 1. No endless emails, especially ones saying "tell me more about yourself" from women who say nothing about themselves. 2. After a few emails, and a phone conversation or two, meet. 3. If that is not possible, than I guess I'm not the one. 4. Not wanting to meet any woman that has this phase in their profile. life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away!" 5. See number three about being unique. 6. I guess I need to explain #'s 4 and 5. 7. Women are looking for intimate encounters It's not that I disagree with the sentiment of # 4, but I've read soooooo many profiles that contains that phase that I guess I have become somewhat jaded. Sorry, just letting my true feeling out into the universe. I know that some will review this profile and think that I am just a crabby old man, well maybe the old part, but I'm not really. I am a fun loving laid back guy trying to live by the golden rule. I write run-on sentences and end them with prepositions. One more thing. It is very much appreciated when some women takes the time to reply letting you know that they have met someone (that one confuses me a bit, why would you still be on a dating website) or just not interested. Thanks for lQQking at my profile. p.s. why do people put pictures side ways? p.p.s. why do people view your profile and than if you write they write you back and ask for yahoo or msm IM ID when it's on your profile Number #2 I love woman of all ages. I�m very active, as I workout four or five times a week to keep fit and would hope that you do as well. I know that I suffer from delusion of grandeur, but can you blame a guy for trying? Good luck to you, and if you care to take a chance on a fifty + male, keep me in your thoughts. I am a pretty laid back guy. As I said love to workout, weights, and or treadmill/elliptical. Love sports, to watch and participate, golf, biking, walking. Wanna play cards? Backgammon? How about strip checkers? Naked twister? Let's get to know each other over coffee, or maybe a glass of wine. White male, fifty-nine, single, never married, nor am I attached, or in a cheating relationship. Five feet eight inches tall, and weight one hundred eighty-eight pounds, average to athletic body type, with thinning more salt than pepper hair. My Ideal Person: I truly want a woman who wants to be pampered. What can I say, I love cuddling, intimacy, kissing, touching; just a old fashion romantic at heart. Not afraid of public displays of affection. Not interested in one night stands;more on the lines of repeated stands, with the same woman. Someone who knows what she wants, and is not afraid to ask. Life is to short, lets have some fun. Number #3 Many friends believe that incarceration in a mental institution would be in order for such actions,(internet dating) but there is an aura of excitement. I have tried many forms of introduction, among them being honest and using humor. Where does one meet? Friends gather at bars is one thing, but not necessarily to meet perspective lovers, unless that is the chosen meeting place for a date. Friends setting up blind dates, please! There is a bad joke associated with blind dates, which we will allow to pass. Although Internet dating has pit falls, people not being whom they say are, the integrity of the web site, and Internet Spam, it does provide an avenue for people to meet. Here is the part when I am required to talk about myself. Physical fitness is of real high importance on the list, doing activities like golfing, bike riding, or any physical activity. Do you want to cook a meal, see a movie or play, comedy clubs, I will go to the mall with you; hold your packages, maybe. Honesty, compassion, and treating others the way you would want to be treated. Wait isn't that the golden rule. Knowing that profiles with photos receive more notice, the reason for not having one is simply not being photogenic. Like listening to a recording of people you know, everyone sounds like himself or herself except yourself. Do you know what I mean? Much better live and in person than on tape. Photos are available upon request, and come with a money back guarantee. Maybe we could talk online sometime, exchange email address, or files right during our chat. Oh, one more thing, physical stats, five feet eight inches tall, and I weight one hundred eighty-five pounds, with thinning salt & pepper hair. Number #4 Thank you for taking a look at my profile. I am 57, 5�8�, 185 lbs. and in excellent physical condition. I have been a member of this site since 2003, and although I have never met any one, or have became involved in a relationship, I have met some very nice people thru a group here that I am active in. We interrupt this profile to bring you this �Special Bulletin �. Be very leery of this individual's claims of spontaneity, offering gifts of weekend getaways, romantic candlelight dinners, and sensual hot oil massages. He will attempt to lour you to his residence for those sensual hot oil massages in front of his fireplace. He has no house with a fireplace. He will show you his �gentle side�, buy offering to go shopping with at the mall, hold your packages while you shop away. What he will do is excuse himself, and find a bar in the mall, drink beer and watch football. Last seen on Chicago�s magnificent mile, Michigan Avenue, hanging around in the jewelry department at Macy�s wearing a black shirt, jeans, and a black leather jacket. We now return to your regularly scheduled profile. Would love to meet you for coffee, or perhaps a drink, to see if there might be some chemistry, and I hope to hear from you soon. Thanks, Ceedee Number #5 I guess I have a real unrealistic view on life. Why are there (or is it their) all these internet dating sites. I, for one, would want to think it is a way to cut through all the bull shit associated with trying to meet someone. How the hell do you meet any one to date? You can�t even hang out in fresh markets (I think they have closed all the Dominick stores) to meet someone in the produce department. No more smelling melons and asking women �how do you really tell if this one is good�, or dropping your clothes off at the dry cleaners, since they invented that stuff to use in your drier. You can go to loud, smoke filled bars, and try and have a conversation. I am sure your married friends have numerous single women that are just a perfect match. If you go ahead and take the plunge into signing up for these dating web sites, what do you know about them? So you pay your money, try corresponding, and than Dr. Phil ask if you want some help. I don�t think so. So, is anyone interested in dating, and having some adult fun? If you are interested in physical fitness, weight lifting and cardiovascular activities, bicycling, golf, going to beach; not into sailing (unless you have a boat and want to teach me), or whatever, contact me. I am 58, 5�8�, 188, with thinning salt and pepper hair, and in good physical condition. Also, if being somewhat outspoken and brutally honest is not what you seek, maybe we won�t click. One more thing, unless you have a fairly recent clear photo to share, chances are won�t meet. It�s only fair, you can see me, and I would need to see you. � CEEDEE � CEEDEE I suffer from delusions of grandeur |
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This is a profile that I responded to, and we were fuck buddies for quite a while... Now we are just really good friends. Anyhow, I loved this humorous short profile! "Recently paroled Welsh lager lout seeks new partners in crime...punky, funky, loyal, feisty, wild, demure, smart, sexy, spunky, chicas only! Hubbies optional! Fast car a plus. So many felonies, so little time! Croeso I Cymru (Welcome to Wales!) - Hiswelshness My Ideal Person: I am a Brit bloke who likes all types of women and most types of sex. Any females out there lookin' for a partner in crime or adventurous Anglophile couples?I like quirky, smart, friendly folk. I have met quite a few from this site. I like tats and piercings. I don't have any. I'm educated, secure, well put together and more fun than a barrel of monkies!! Oh, and I have one of those funny Brit accents. I may not be everyone's cup of tea...but who is? When it's right it's right! No worries! Cheers m'dears - Hiswelshness ;p    The Swedish Angel What are we reading Those that makes me go hmmmmm
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