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Blogs > PourDamesOnly > Connecting w/Bi-Women Online

Ok... not a Funny Dick Story, but funny all the same  

PourDamesOnly 62F
28 posts
1/3/2016 3:25 pm

Last Read:
11/26/2016 1:35 pm
Ok... not a Funny Dick Story, but funny all the same

Once a girl I was seeing wanted me to use anal beads on her while we did it doggy style. I’m not really into butt stuff so I didn’t know what I was doing, but I went along with it. Since I was new to the whole thing, I didn’t know you’re supposed to pull them out SLOWLY. I pulled them out like I was rip-starting a lawn mower — the result? One screaming woman, one horizontal shit-fountain, one ruined bed, and one ended relationship.

PourDamesOnly 62F
5 posts
1/4/2016 4:23 pm

 Lighten up!


fivestar562 66M
284 posts
1/3/2016 3:34 pm

 It's not funny. You did hurt your friend.


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