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what a fight that was....
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what a fight that was.... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping > channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'> > I said, 'Dust.' and > that's when the fight started... > > My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire > while we were in bed. I turned to her and > said, "Do you want to have > sex?" "No," she answered. > > I then said, "Is that your > final answer?" She didn 't even look at me > this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, > "Then I'd like to phone a friend." > And that's when the fight started.... > > I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our > anniversary?"> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet > appreciation"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" > she said. > So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" > And that's when the fight started.... > > Saturday morning I got up early, > quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog,> > and slipped quietly into the > garage. I hooked up the boat up to the > truck, and proceeded to back out into a > torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, > so I pulled back into the garage, > turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would > be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly > undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my > wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and > whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' > My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my > stupid husband is out fishing in that?' > And that's when the fight started.... > > > A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent > babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock > in the morning, a loud noise came > from outside.The woman, bewildered, jumped up > from the bed and yelled at the man > 'Holy Crap. That must be my husband!' > So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped > out the window. > > He smashed himself on the ground, > ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast> > as he could go. A few minutes later > he returned and went up to the bedroom and> > screamed at the woman, 'I AM > your husband!' > The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you > running?' > And that's when the fight started.... > > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson > Canadian for $24.95.> > Instead, she bought a jar of face > cream for $17.95. > I told her the beer would make her look better at night > than the face cream.. > And that's when the fight started.... > > A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom > mirror. She was not happy> > with what she saw and said to her > husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and > ugly I really need you to pay me a > compliment.' > The husband |
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sometime Darling - we must try that and see.....
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