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Sexy Sayings
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Sexy Sayings . 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose. DUH . 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.. . 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. . 4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings….’ . 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, ….. unless they are used together. . 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. . 7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. . 8. Virginity can be cured. . 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss? ….. A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. MY favorite. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole …. and she was happy with the Thing. 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? ….. A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t. 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ….. A: Breasts don’t have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!! I had my best orgasm.  |
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6/4/2011 8:20 am |
love to chat with you sometime
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#13 is my new favorite as well! 
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6/13/2011 5:55 am |
Love #13
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These are awesome, thanks for the post 
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6/15/2011 7:19 am |
Yup lucky #13 is great but #7 & 10 cracked me up huge! Thanks, Stormy!
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6/21/2011 7:47 am |
Lmao!
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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9/1/2011 4:25 am |
I love you're sense of humor, I'm guessing you would be a great person to be with. I also must join on the #13 band wagon, but there all hilarious. Thanks.
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May I suggest: If the good Lord hadn't intended man to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco. "Honey, are you dry or am I licking the rug?"
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Good ones !  ~  ~
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All Good!! Not a bad one in the Bunch! Yes, I like 13 too! Haven't heard it! No Old Guy Jokes tho. LOL!!
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10/28/2015 4:39 pm |
Love the Australian Kiss!
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*** MEN,, WOMAN,, Its very hard, to getting past this woman sweet~~ ass !! Yes ,, will bring tears to your ~~ eyes .. Buttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt When you do,, MY,MY,--- THAT ONE DELICIOUS (( I.Q. ) AAAA- SENSUOUS BRAIN ,, IF IT HAD ( NIPPLE ) LOVE TO SUCKLE !!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOO-- COME ON THERE"s,, A FREAK IN EVERY-ONE !!! AAA-- FAN ~~ MAN ~~@@ THE ~~ BEACH........... DON"T AUDIT LIFE, SHOW UP AND MAKE THE MOST OF IT NOW JOEY @ THE BEACH
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*** A - lady ,, that make you laugh &&&& pop , your~~ cherry !!! What not to ,, like Buttttttttttttttttttttt-- PERFECT !! AA-- FAN.. DON"T AUDIT LIFE, SHOW UP AND MAKE THE MOST OF IT NOW JOEY @ THE BEACH
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Luv the bling. I have to blow it up to read the text. I also like the Sexy stories Laughing through the whole list Stay safe I saw on an big chain reaction yesterday near Detroit
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love them all 13 wins for sure. you are a very creative lively lady. bet ur a laugh at parties. ("Sexy Sayings") use Sexy Sayings
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I like it!
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Funny. Some good ones hear that I'd never heard before... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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