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Little green men!
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Little green men! Life exists on other planets! I know because I'm from another planet! Yeah, it's not just me saying that, it was my own parents bless there hearts!! They suspected it when I came out with an oval shaped bald head and started speaking strange words, making chirping sounds and scrawling unusual eliptoid symbols on paper! I didn't want formula or milk but somehow I crawled to an open can of beer and I started drinking that! But I didn't get high! My parents realized that my body needed it and kept a big supply of beer around ever since! But it was when I got out one day and they found me naked in the garden eating earthworms, bugs and doing weird things with my penis, is when they started to worry a bit! They knew I was strange and I looked strange. My mother always said, "how did you come out of me"? My father, an engineer tried to study me! Fortunately my mom was a huge "UFO nut", going back to the 1950's so she was able to interpret my physical oddities in the most rational way!! I mean look at me! Just look at me! Oh, that's right, I didn't upload a picture yet! But I will, and then you'll know and see that I must be from outer space! My head, and the rest of my weird, frail, sick looking body. Iam completely Hair less, no hair anywhere! How can that happen? I must be of another species! And these feminine looking man boob's I have, defy explanation also. But it's my genitalia that really sets me apart from the human race! It's fake!! It doesn't do anything! It's just for show! I actually urinate out of my butt hole, and my tongue serves as my real cock, as well as for the other human functions. I'd like to show that in a picture to post! I'm of another freaking breed!! |
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