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you better not never tell nobody but God
you better not never tell nobody but God You better not never tell nobody but God. Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. They shoot the white girl first. Now I believe they will leave me alone. Opening lines were once my way to decide if I would take a book under my arm and carry it home with me. Over time I decide I was being hasty and expanded to a chapter but I will admit, an opening line is often enough which brings me to my rant for the month of march. Unlike most of the women here who are inundated with emails and requests for sex, I receive relatively few. My profile clearly states I am not looking for a hookup, I have no half naked or seductive pics, and I will not step on another woman’s toes. Oh yeah….i’m also 68 which is damn near 70 which is daunting except apparently for men under 35 who for some reason find it appealing. Go figure. On the rare occasion I have sent an email, I ask questions which necessitate a reply. My opening line while not as glorious as the ones above ranges from disturbed, retiree seeking solace to masochistic pain slut in need of sadist. My replies are few. i am open to suggestions I figure I need to find that person willing to see humor in the crone who still needs to get off. We all need a little nookie, right? So why do old men with saggy bottoms/balls get it more than old women with elongated titties? Not saying mine are elongated just stereotyping. Mine are so damn perky. All those towers of pain really helped. Okay, i really am getting to the point. Sex is sexist. And ageist. Did I spell that wrong but take out the e and it looks really really wrong. Y’all know what I’m trying for anyway. Women live longer then men and despite rumors to the contrary, we really do like shtupping. All that madonna stuff is just you men wanting the cake and eating it too, or was it pie……..never mind. Although pie makes more sense when you think about it. All the juices, yanno? Largest sales of sex toys? elderly women. HA! You should see the ads in AARP, curl your hair. Okay, I made that up. but it could be true. I buy a LOT. So if you can deal with a little under arm flap KNOWING that you will get a great home cooked meal from an indulgent lover who has years of experience (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)…. And remember, once she takes out those dentures……….sweet JAYSUS. Okay – no one get their knickers in a twist. I’m just having a bit of fun at my own expense. And no, I don’t have dentures, although I might consider getting them if it’s a deal breaker. You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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just here to be offensive..............did i do good? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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You know hun everyone needs sex it doesn't matter what age you are, and there are a lot of Seniors as I like to call them that enjoy it probably more than the younger set but maybe I'm wrong. It amazes me some of the things that get sent to our emails, on our blogs but what can we do? Do we reply usually NOT depending on what's sent to us. I wish you all the best and I hope you find that hot sexy partner that your looking for..
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You are my type of Girl WE, you still have a pulse Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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Good thing you got the rant in before you ran out of month! I don't think there IS a better opening line than "disturbed retiree seeking solace." Makes me wish I was retired!
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Hehe awesome! I had to look up 'towers of pain'. It took a while because of some mountains called ''Paine''. Anyway, kinky. (Not the mountains). And all this time I've been using my hands
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I completely agree. Men need to borrow a full length mirror and stand in front of it with the lights on! They need to exit Fantasyland and start looking at women in their own age group who have the exact same needs. Then follow up an email with a date! They'd be so pleasantly surprised! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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Dearie me McWickster, I'm crying with laughter and crying with crying, at the same time, how did that happen.......!?? I dinna understand this need for people (usually men) to shag women ridiculously younger than themselves. I've always believed that there is nothing in life more beautiful than a mature woman maturing gracefully, and beauty is next to sexyness, no? And I find large age difference a little odd, and definitely unappealing. While I recognise that our available choices for partners may well diminish with age, I find it strange that it seems to be such a struggle to find a partner. I mean, we're no f'n deid likes!! ps - a 'gammie' over here is a blow job, and also refers to having nae teeth!! go on, giz a gammie!!
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As a man in his mid 60s I certainly cannot figure why a man in his fifties wants a woman in her twenties and thirties. I have always suspected that for most they feel the need show they can get young chicks so they are not so old. Then again some may know in the most closeted part of their ego that no woman over 50 would be dumb enough to put up with their immature ways. The only thing I do know about it is I want a woman of mature years. Over 50 certainly and better over 60. Yes their beauty is not of a type celebrated by most magazines but lord so many are so beautiful in so many ways and just as in need of the warmth of sex as I or most any other human is. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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I'm 42 and I gotta say the mature women are waaayyyy better. First of all, they know more and not just about sex. Second,they are women not girls. I'm seeing a 54 yr old woman and last night n this morning the sex was fantastic! I haven't looked at your pics but I'd meet ya for a date just because this post is so excellent and entertaining. 😘
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I'ma run an social experiment, flood your inbox with bad lines and plant a picket fence of dick pics on your front lawn. Near as I can tell, from all I read, that's how you're supposed to do it around here. Brace yourself.
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[image]dentures you say!!! I might have ....BUT... they are
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Brilliant. The dentures...omg...laughing til I'm crying here. (I'd think men would LOVE that...they are always complaining about teeth being a real turn off during a blow job, lol!) An original opening line in an email will always get my attention. I'm quite tired of the entire email consisting of "Hi". Seriously. That is all that you were inspired to say?? My mind needs to be seduced way the hell before you get into my panties...and "Hi" isn't going to cut it. Just sayin'. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Under arm flap...lol...also turkey neck in my case. 🦃 and poochy stomach. Ain’t it grand?
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You go girl. Mature ladies are hot and sexy hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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this opened my laughter floodgate. I couldn't "screw" right now but that does not mean i'm not willing LOL who needs a right foot to fuck- come on fellas there's a live one awaitin' in Maine (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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wickedeasy replies on 4/5/2018 9:14 pm: setting that bar kinda low Dave.... I always shoot for the Stars, but it is a long way to fall if I don't catch one Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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