Where's The Last Rattler?!
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Posted:Jan 9, 2020 1:12 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2020 9:54 pm
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Today's modern women is why our dicks have become mostly Obsolete and our bodies Valueless, unless you built like a model or an athlete! Well, i'am "small" and my dick suffered a stroke (But my balls still work!) , so it won't figure into my blog mess here! But even for all the average and above dicks there that still work, the times are harder now! Men's Phalluses just cannot compete with the New crop of Sex toys, dildos, Vibrators, available for women now. They can get a woman off in under 90 seconds flat! They got these air sucking vacuum types to target their Clits, and Rabbit things with tentacles and weird shapes, and Dildo penises, many huge, that actually move "in and " and revolve, and even heat up! And they will just get even better . The modern woman is more educated, independent, more aggressive, more sexually aware, and demand more from a man with higher expectations of what they want from men. Men can't impress women as easily anymore or mentally, like "iam the Alpha leader, I know best"! They just pull their Digital "third hand" and can smart you on a dime! Most men are becoming useless to them and it's ALL because of the Internet and the Vibrators and Dildos!! But since most all men don't want to give up the internet and shut it down with endless Cyber Viruses, then it's the Vibrators and Dildos that must go! All struggling enlightened men everywhere must organize to form paramilitary groups or cells and with the mission to search and destroy ALL the dildo/vibrators! Every last one of them! They all must be eliminated wherever they are seen! It will be called "Operation Rattlesnake" ! But the companies will keep pouring them and the women will resist and hide them in secret places! This is where the hunting instincts come into as we must stalk these Evil Viper sex toys for women down and destroy them! It will be the Only way left that men can be important to women again, and more of us will get Sex! I know i'am right, because the lady Psychiatrist at the St. Bartholomew Institution for the Criminally Insane kept nodding her pretty head as I said all this to her!??
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"The Immortal Six Of Mazda!"
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Posted:Jan 7, 2020 1:00 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2020 10:08 am
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My clairvoyant prediction after a lazy afternoon nap! On October 7, 2024, the Chinese year of the Dragon, the United States and strongest allies will be easily defeated by what will be known as "The immortal 6 of Mazda"! A six Nation Coalition made up of Iran (the tip of the spear), Russia, China, North Korea, Syria, and Saudi Arabia! President Donald Trump will be reelected in 2020 defeating Joe Biden in a close race. With tensions, hostilities and proxy wars escalating since the assassination drone strike on the Proud and Great Iranian General Soleimani, it will set the stage for the catastrophic events to follow. A sever falling out occurred between Russia, China, and the U.S. when in response to a very successful attack on a U.S. consulate in Jordan and killing thousands of U.S. servicemen and allied troops assembled nearby there for a peaceful military exercise, the President gave the order to launch sever missile strikes on targets in Turkey ! Intelligence sources traced the attack to the highest levels of the Turkish government who are friendly with Iran, Russia and China. And it was determined that the attacks involved Nuclear weapons and poison gas! So the U.S. hit key Turkish military and governmental sites hard! Problem was, the Intelligence was wrong! The Turks are nasty, but had nothing to do with the attack! It was an Iranian plot to make it look that way! Despite this fact, the Russians and Chinese were Furious with the U.S. for our blunder and attack and it didn't make matters any better when we attacked Iran hitting several military targets and a large Heavily populated Mosque in a suburb of Arak, the location of a Nuclear reactor we were targeting! So tensions increased and lines of peaceful negotiations crumbled as the Winds of war increased to gale strength. It was in April 2024 when America's greatest Enemies colluded to establish the Coalition above. It was the beginning of the end for all sex and life in our great republic! American and allied intelligence was confused by the new events and did not realize that this New Coalition had taken place and were pooling their resources into an effective diabolical war attack plan. It was the Chinese Arm of "The Immortal Six Of Mazda " that initiated the attack to our digital networks with the Mother of all Cyber Viruses! We were no match for it's complexity and speed. It dropped our infrastructure to our ankles and crippled our defenses. Then the Russians hit us with massive ICBM and submarine missile strikes to finish us off! A year later after the radiation lessened, special hit teams came in to locate our most secretive secure underground bunkers and shelters. The Iranians were in the forefront and determined to find our brave President! Atrocities were done. In the years to follow, the worsening squabbles between the powerful Nations that took down "the Great Satan" inevitably lead to, Another War! Who won?? CHINA!! China will be the Victors and Rule the world for a thousand years! So it was fore told !!!!!!?
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"The Satan Bug"!
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Posted:Jun 29, 2018 2:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2018 1:55 am
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This was the title of a neat 1960s erra doomsday scenario movie, but is extremely relevant for our times. I never getting sex and being an ugly loser is very tough, but there is a small silver lining! Through the doldrums of my sexual frustration and In between the gallon of cum I squirted out in the course of my miserable sad life, I got to sleep, right? Well, a very weird thing happened as I slept one hot and sticky night. I dreamed of a future Apocalypse, but with 3 possible but one inevitable scenarios of our destruction! It wasn't just a dream! It was real clairvoyance! It was going to happen, for sure! The first possible option of our demise is going to be the ultimate Cyber break down and then war, that will take place in the winter of 2024. A future collusion of dastardly radical top level North Korean Shit asses with some from that "red menace" China. They will hit us with the ultimate, satanic algorithm data virus that will drop our infrastructure to the knees and we can't purge. We panic because of its complexity and can't identify it's source origin. Power,utilities , food delivery, breakdown. Toilets fill up, and water supply is fouled.Saber rattling with Russia, who claim they had nothing to do with it goes to Defcon 5, condition Red, after we launch on and destroy North Korea. They launch, we launch, the Chinese launch! Mushroom clouds galore. The end, bad! The second scenario of horror is a sudden well planned track and seizure of a USS Montana class nuclear submarine, (SSN-903) designated call sign Alpha 3. This will take place off the Greenland territorial coast. This location within the standard patrol route in tracking Russian Borei-class Boomers out of Severodvinsk. Again, the perpetrators will be high level North Korean and Chinese military personnel with acquired new Chinese technology, princeply, The "Lotus Dog". A new Chinese small extremely fast and silent, stealth nuclear sub, specifically modified to speed past our passive, active Sonobuoys and then to attach like a slug to the conning tower of a larger submarine. Then specialized equipment penetrate and seal the hatchway access, so that a short life Nerve agent can be introduced to contaminate the air supply and kill the crew. Then the access opening is enlarged so the enemy can commandear the sub. After an embarrassing glitch in our nuclear Triad defense system, because of an incident with Chinese aggression in the south China sea,the policy of finale launch authority given to Nuclear sub captains and executive officer which had been removed during the late 1990s, was "secretly" reinstated in May of 2021. The Chinese found this out! They knew they would have full launch capability once they quickly got on board. The US Navel command & intelligence wing knew of the "Lotus" prototype and defense solutions were in the works, but didn't know of its exact location and antisapaite the speed of this attack. By the time the time the US command detected the communication black out, with Alpha-3 , time was not on there side. The Lotus ran so fast and silent with barely any cavitation or hydrophonic effect to track, approaching Alpha 3 from the stern. It was curtains! The N. Korean, Chinese crew acquired the launch keys and retargeted the 28 , full yield , 10 warhead appease, Trident 3 SLBMs on our major cities. On July 7, 2023, in the U.S. , the beautiful, the ugly, the haves and the have not,the rich, the poor, the lucky and the unwashed, started the dying off! ...Possible scenario three - "The Satan Bug". It's long been known, of all the possible threats to the security of the U.S. and the world, that biohazard level 5B bacteriological agents developed first by the Soviet scientists, then modified to make them even more lethal by the Chinese government, exist, are in enemy hands, and poorly tracked and controled. It's the most likely scenario of our doom and gloom future. "Binary CZ 5BX", english translation, the most lethal version and will be at the top of the list of threat level 10, extinction level events to the world community. Well, it happened! On Sept. 3, 2024, in a failed jointed operation attempt by Seal teams 5 & 7 and unusual cooperation by Russian elite operators, to seize the canisters of the agent housed in a heavily defended military bunker near Xi'an, Shaanxi province China. During the intense firefight , the canisters were detonated by the suicidal thinking Chinese operatores, dispersing the agent in the atmosphere. This agent is of a type that is "self consuming and generating". Very nasty! It will be designed as the ultimate doomsday weapon! As it infiltrates the atmosphere it consumes the air molecules and hydro carbons in it, increasing the agents lethal strength. In one day it circles the globe.In two days, all life ceased. No more sex. No more love. No more dreams, no more life. All dead! One of these 3 scenarios will come to pass. It's inevitable!!!
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Heaven sent!
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Posted:May 21, 2018 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2018 3:29 pm
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"A place were a man can live his life full measure"! A place were guys like me can finally get laid proper, surrounded in beautiful fields of ambrosia. It is another astral plane of existence, not bound by the physical laws of this rotten world. A place beyond this space time continuum and it never ever rains!!! But it freaking rains down all manner of super horny attractive female babes, all wet and willing and don't know how to say no! No shit! Anybody can laid there, with the best that mother nature can possibly produce in hot desirable womanhood! They'll get you so freaking hard! And you'll cum and cum and keep cumming for more! And your body never quits. Your cock & balls are good to go after the first salvo, and shoot and shoot again. Like in that Star Trek episode, they fight each other but they can't die! Instant tissue regeneration! Only this is they get to screw and screw those girls and will never die! The girls neither! But of course you can always just watch a nice movie together or go to the zoo, it's your freaking choise!! Blondes, brunettes, redheads, you name em! This paradise place has a name! It's called heaven. Heaven's Gate!!
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Little green men!
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Posted:May 1, 2018 9:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2024 2:27 am
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Life exists on other planets! I know because I'm from another planet! Yeah, it's not just me saying that, it was my own parents bless there hearts!! They suspected it when I came out with an oval shaped bald head and started speaking strange words, making chirping sounds and scrawling unusual eliptoid symbols on paper! I didn't want formula or milk but somehow I crawled to an open can of beer and I started drinking that! But I didn't get high! My parents realized that my body needed it and kept a big supply of beer around ever since! But it was when I got out one day and they found me naked in the garden eating earthworms, bugs and doing weird things with my penis, is when they started to worry a bit! They knew I was strange and I looked strange. My mother always said, "how did you come out of me"? My father, an engineer tried to study me! Fortunately my mom was a huge "UFO nut", going back to the 1950's so she was able to interpret my physical oddities in the most rational way!! I mean look at me! Just look at me! Oh, that's right, I didn't upload a picture yet! But I will, and then you'll know and see that I must be from outer space! My head, and the rest of my weird, frail, sick looking body. Iam completely Hair less, no hair anywhere! How can that happen? I must be of another species! And these feminine looking man boob's I have, defy explanation also. But it's my genitalia that really sets me apart from the human race! It's fake!! It doesn't do anything! It's just for show! I actually urinate out of my butt hole, and my tongue serves as my real cock, as well as for the other human functions. I'd like to show that in a picture to post! I'm of another freaking breed!!
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"Words of wit, very profound"!
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Posted:Apr 27, 2018 4:07 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 1:43 pm
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I read this on a shit house stall, NH.1989. "who so ever writes on bathroom walls, rolls there shit into little balls, who ever may read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit"! Wow!! The literary skill! It just boggles my weak mind! Beautiful prose! And he provided some Art to! I mean compared to this who would want to read this kind of shit coming up next. "Arrival" by William Carlos Williams: : "and yet one arrives somehow, finds himself loosening the hooks of her dress in a strange bedroom-feels the autumn dropping it's silk and linen leaves about her ankles". Well, actually I kind of like that one! 😁
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A naughty love poem for you!
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Posted:Apr 25, 2018 1:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 10:33 am
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"I love you for all the times my eager cock rises to greet you with that special feeling when I'm with you! I love you for how you grabbed my tender swollen balls expecting my cock to get jealous and blow his top for darling you! I love you for your long wet passionate kisses while my impetuous penis keeps checking my aching bloated balls asking, are we there yet? I love you for those warm inviting holes you offer to let me take a skinny dip in while I contemplate the life Iam in! I love you for all that saliva you put on my cock to calm it down while you hummed to it a sweet lullaby! I love you for ordering me gentley to clean my cock mess off your heavenly body, and then emphasizing your point with a stronger grasp on my shrunken crown jewels! I love you for all your womanly gifts, but I didn't love you when you brought out that knife because you had fresh rolls, but no hot dogs left in the fridge!! 😂
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"The Thought Control Device"!
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Posted:Apr 24, 2018 7:52 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 10:58 am
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Is it my breath? Well, it could be if you got near me! Honestly, my availability level to the opposite or any sex actually is pretty severely impaired. It's not just my small, limp and useless cock. Or pathetic weakling unaccomplished life and proud virgin standard membership status. I'm just horribly butt ugly even considering my advanced age! I don't have much to bring to the table, or the bedroom, or the bathroom, the kitchen, etc. But then fate turned it's ugly head! I created this machine in my lab a short time ago to help me out with these issues! It's a "mind thought control device," tuned so it can reach deep into the hot, desirable female mind and convince her I'm really like Jason Bourne or Tom Cruise in his prime. Great balls of fire!! I struggled for on this, then I made a breakthrough in the circuitry algorithm pattern! This using a "whole new approach"!! It's fully perfected! It really works! Well, sort of. I had to test it out at the local 7-Eleven, about mid day when it seems the most hottest and gorgeous ladies show up to get there coffees, snacks or whatever they freaking get! So I powered it up for a trial run and focused the stabilizing beam on this very sexy looking brunet, about 26 ? It was working quite well and activating her cerebral cortex! She suddenly stopped what she was doing and was like looking at me, kinda in a vacant perplexed way. Glorious! Then she started to walk towards me! I moved further to the back near my favorite cans of Loco! Anyway, onwards she came as I tried to tighten the secondary "control beam" on her posterior lobes! She kept "coming" slowly, past the ice cream case, past the milk, then this shit ass, clod hopper guy got in her way! Breaking the control beam "lock" contact! I was so angry I just hollered out "get the fuck out of the way you fuck "!!! Then I realized that was extremely stupid! Because he was big! He looked like he worked construction, and was on his lunch break! He came up to me and saying like "what the fuck did you say to me Punk"? I thought I was gonna die! I felt that fire engine redness go to my chest, neck and face of fear and humiliation! I was freaking petrified! I was frozen like a flimsy emasculated pole made of bulsa wood! I couldn't breathe! My mouth wouldn't work! Finally I stammered out something like "I'm sorry, don't hurt me please". I was ready to be beaten into the ground or thrown into a chipper! I was just shaking uncontrollably, so he just said something like "your a freaking nut case"! Then he went off with his pack of Bud. I was quivering and think I wet my pants, then I noticed that brunette girl sort of glowering at me, and she didn't look happy! Anyway, the machine is no more because she grabbed it out of my hands and smashed it to the floor! Strong girl! My freaking prototype!! It's g! Then she kneed my balls and everybody there laughing at me as I was on the ground, hand holding my aching balls, the other trying to gather the broken machine parts! Science does come with a particle of risk! It's back to the drawing board again!
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The future destruction of "mankind".?
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Posted:Apr 23, 2018 9:42 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 1:02 pm
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This blog is only my opinion and I admit my education level & life experience is shockingly limited as well. Here it is! A possible future scenario. There are several major that's to the population now and in the coming future. Cyber, nuclear, biological war comes to mind but assuming we avoid that and a major asteroid strike, there are two glaringly profound threats that await us. One will effect all "mankind" the other will effect only us men, with the more "useless" of us to Them, even more disposable in "there society". I'll get to this. The first is of course the rapid development of AI in machines and humanoid robots, and the likely probability those machines turning on us people and destroying us. Or, those robots programed "by Them" to then subjugate, enslave & exterminate us males. Bingo! You guest it! The biggest or most "inevitable" threat to the male breed in society is the ever more powerful and strident Female race! Bare with me! It's a known fact that genetic & reproductive medical technology has risen to the point that, A. A fetus can be created without the need of a male doner. B. The fetus can be gender selected female only and other traits as well. The technology will only increase in time. So it is a resolute fact that women do not need us men for procreation anymore. So what use are men in the growing "female power structure society"? I mean they hate us anyway! Do the women need our "muscles?", like heavy lifting slave labor type thing? That's increasingly lessened in this mechanized society and more in future. Do they need our "protection"? Like in combat or like I'm your 007 or Jason Bourne type and your my tender loving sex goddess in distress type thing! Well, that also has been going out the stained cracked open window of another failed male wet dream! Just look at society and how they act now. There more stronger, dominating, increased enrollments in female self defense and Karate classes! There more willing and able to kick our balls up to our eye sockets than ever before and get away with it! Bing bong! Also there more likely to carry a gun than in the past! There even better shots than us men! Okay, do they even need us for sex anymore? Really! Really, do you really think? Just look at the huge plethora of female vibrating "cock toys" and many that don't even look like cocks! There bigger, look better and always perform! And of course they can have there gal friends wearing strap ons plowing them proper as well! They don't freaking need us, period!! There smarter, more efficient, devious and live longer. There taking over, like it or not! Even though they don't need us they use our intense sexual needs for them as a weapon against us. And they do it most effectively! The male race will be devided against itself, the weaker will be exterminated! Guys like me! The rest put in vast "slave labor camps" worked to death! Okay, some better looking stud s will be released and used as "sex slaves" for the higher up "power" women who disobey the poorly enforced "New female society directives", which includes no sex allowed with the biological men left alive! In the future there will be sophisticated AI male robot sex doll machines, just for women's pleasure. Those and the "female" robot s will be outlawed from men's use entirely, only the women can have and control them for themselves! Men get nothing, and can get no sexual relief. Male masturbation will of course be prohibited.! They won't even castrate us!! They want us to live with our full libidos & bloated heavy balls with no relief! They will even enjoy the pathetic tortured effect on us as they tour the "camps" scantily dressed, giggling for there own amusement. So close the men can smell them and long to touch & caress them. They would if not for the robot security enforcers and the female snipers in the guard towers! A few of the women may feel sorry for us enslaved males as they look into our frightened sad eyes, but they cannot challenge the new Female government power structure! Yes, the future is going to be a brave new exciting world! As long as your female!!
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Legalized needed for guys like me!
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Posted:Apr 22, 2018 12:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2024 2:27 am
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I'd like to get two things straight. First, this blog may seem a bit offensive to certain people. But it's about how I feel. Second, I'm a retard or some kind of freaking dummy at least! It's a sad & lonely fact with loser men that guys in category B. That are ugly, insecure, humiliated, unaccomplished, cowardly, indecisive and otherwise an embarrassment of male life can have the same strength of libido, appreciation for female beauty, and depth of romantic emotions as guys in category A. Those having all the traits of attractiveness and studhoodness to attract those desirable, hot, wet women like flies to huckleberry honey. Of course mother nature is cruel, but a compassionate civilization should be able to help out here? It can! America needs to legalize, legitimize, reconfigurize the business to help guys like me get safely and securely laid who are never really going to make it otherwise! Sorry, I don't want to hear that tired old saucy line my late mom used to say to me alot. "oberonics, there's somebody out there for everyone"! Yeah, thanks slot mom, who can I get? I mean really!! If they can't lift my cock reliably, such as it is, what's the freaking point!! Fine, there nice inside, and like to eat alot or sell bait & chum, but I need the sex! Probably "alot" more than they do! The women after all after all without a guy can always fall back on there growing shoe & handbag collections, jewelry, perfume, several cats or one yappy rat dog! Then they can always tap into there secret treasure drawer of vibrating toys! Yeah, what do I got! A stupid flashlight looking thing. It sucks!! Try cleaning the rotten thing to!! Screw it all! Donald Trump, Obama, the government, Health department, whatever. Putin& Hillery! Just give us men gorgeous girls that don't rob or hustle us and don't say no! For a fair price! Legalize it. Brand it. Organize it. Sanitize it. Incorporate it! Show commercials advertising it on T.V. to push alot of those crummy big pharmacy drug ads and car stuff to the side. It's kinda funny, they show a smilling guy sitting in a restaurant to a table full of delicious looking Italian food, then they rotten say like "Cibalta" can make you dizzy, nauseated, sick to your stomach, vomiting, depressed & suicidal, heart attack! Yeah, Bon appetite! Whatever anyway, I need to get laid proper somehow and regularly!! Even though I have some erectile issues at present, the beautiful, highly skilled professional prostitutes can like "suck me off" or like hold it so I can relieve myself all over her naked body! All the while pretending to be my girlfriend! Now you tell me, what lady could I possibly find and date on this site that's going to deal with my life shit ? No, she would run for the door or wanting to take "Cibalta" instead! My next blog will be entitled "The final solution if I can't get laid"!
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My sex life, entire history!
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Posted:Mar 19, 2018 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 1:46 pm
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I popped out, I growed up, here I am! Nothing, nothing. But I think I'd be a good lover if given half a chance. But who's to do it? Come on dear ladies, try out a virgin loser!! I've done a lot of reading er watching actually, I know all your sweet spots! I have schooled myself in the arts of sex and sexual tactics! Just think what your getting, at least it will amuse you!! 😊
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