WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.......... :)
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Posted:Aug 25, 2010 5:27 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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A husband and wife are watching ''Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,'' and the husband winks and says, ''Honey, let's go upstairs...'' The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no. So the husband says, ''Is that your final answer?'' The wife says yes. The husband says, ''Well, can I phone a friend?'
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Kama Sutra.... Chant of Sex.....
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Posted:Jul 27, 2010 7:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2015 7:50 am
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Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus "Kamasutra" that ....Sex is:
"Duty", if done with your Wife.
"Art", if done with your Lover.
"Education", if done with a Virgin.
"Business Transaction", if done with a .
"Social Work", if done with a Divorcee.
"Charity", if done with a Widow and
"Meditative Trance", if done by yourself.
So Stop feeling guilty, which ever it may be.......... and JUST DO IT!
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Easy Street!!!!!!!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2010 9:46 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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Question. What do you call a line of blondes?
Answer. Easy Street.
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What's in for Dinner!!!!!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2010 9:43 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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Question. What do lesbians cook for dinner?
Answer. They don't. They eat out!
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Secret Service :)!!!!!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2010 9:41 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door, as he always was, to shake hands with the worshipers. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The vicar said to him, "You need to join the army of the Lord."
My friend replied, "I'm already in the army of the Lord, Father."
So the vicar enquired, "Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and at Easter?"
My friend whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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Polish Disaster!!!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2010 9:35 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The polish guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."
The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."
"What do you mean?" yells the polish guy, "Send her the drink!"
"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."
"And why not?" asks the polish guy.
The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."
"I don't care, send her the drink." says the polish guy.
So after the lady gets her drink the polish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?"
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Diff. between sex and shopping
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Posted:Jul 12, 2010 1:00 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:27 pm
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SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common...
What..?
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on n on n on.....!!
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