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Posted:Apr 14, 2009 1:32 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2009 9:05 pm
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Surely you've all, even you non tv watchers, have noticed the abundant supply of dating shows available for our viewing pleasure.
I don't get into The Bachelor or Bachelorette.
I find them almost painful to watch.
There's a new show starting this week called The Cougar.
This 40 year old hot chick sifts thru a couple dozen younger men in hopes of finding a real relationship. Yeah right!
I can't decide if this show will be a little entertaining or just plain sad. I'm guessing the latter.
I have a much better idea for a "romance" type reality show.
I'll call it "The Ultimate Fuck Buddy".
It may have a "Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" feel to it, but not as stupid and it will have a XXX rating.
Ooh, i'm so excited!!!
Ok, so just like on the other shows, the 20 fuck buddy hopefuls will be gathered for a cocktail reception, wearing suits, and be on their very best behavior when I come in to check them all out.
Hey, maybe it would be better if we just cut to the chase and they were all naked with cock in hand.
Hmmm? Yeah, that could work.
The vanilla shows always give the guys tasks to complete.
I haven't figured out exactly what said tasks will be just yet, but I do know they will all be perverted. All in the name of testing their individual skills of course.
The winner will be rewarded with "private time" with me, giving them the opportunity to show me why they would be The Ultimate Fuck Buddy for me.
The 20 hopefuls will be graded on their sexual performance.
The areas to be scored, as well as performed on the show, would be:
Enthusiasm
Dirty Talk
Pussy Licking
Rhythm While Fucking
Creative Foreplay
Best Use of Hands/Fingers
Skills
Bedtime Story Delivery
Fantasy
How Hot They Look While Masturbating
Oh please, like you didn't know that last one would turn me on.
Moving on....
When it's elimination time, the posers, slackers, and those unable to deliver will be told:
"sorry, but you're booty call ends here"
That's hilarious.
What could the tasks/challenges be?
Would you tune in to watch a show like this?
Hey, this might be a great idea for my next birthday.
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Mistress Mommy and The Dark Nursery
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Posted:Apr 4, 2009 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2009 5:29 pm
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You know how much I love a bizarre fetish.
I think I may have found one even more entertaining then the equine enthusiasts. Remember them? How much fun were they?
Anyway, i've been reading about Infantilism or Diaper Fetishists. This group, which is mostly men, enjoy dressing up like babies and role playing.
There are places like, The Dark Nursery and The Baby Powder Room, that these diaper donning dudes can go to get the full baby experience.
The "Mommies" put them in adult sized baby clothes, lacy socks, bonnets, and of course diapers.
The babies are taken outside for playtime together.
They have their choice of over sized rocking horses, a sandbox, or a blanket with various toys on it. They play and have fun until one of them starts crying because they have a loaded diaper. Yep, you read that correctly.
There's just nothing that gets my panties wet like a 200lb hairy guy with a loaded diaper. mmm mmm mmm
*If you didn't pick up on the sarcasm there, please see me after class.
Ok, back to the pampers.
So the mommy takes poopy pants in the house, where he gets on an enormous changing table and she proceeds to change him, putting on a new diaper, but not before powdering down his big ole hairy butt.
I have no idea how much these "mommies" get paid for the services they provide, but I sure hope it's a lot.
Ooh, I almost forgot to mention that they're given bottles containing real breast milk that the mommy has pumped from her own breasts. Don't believe me? Go check out The Dark Nursery's website.
Does this sound like a fetish you might get enjoy?
Have you ever known anyone into Infantilism?
If your partner said, "hey, it would make me so hot if you let me dress you up like a baby and change your diaper", would you do it? Come on, tell the truth.
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Surprise!! Now Fuck Me
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Posted:Apr 1, 2009 11:59 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2009 11:54 pm
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I love the element of surprise.
The shock I deliver is usually of the sexual kind.
I get off on the look on someone's face when I say something completely perverted
If I were to surprise you when you walked in the door
which of the following would be your favorite
1. I greet you, wearing something sexy, with a drink waiting in hand for you?(kinda like Samantha on Bewitched, but way hotter)
2. Bent over a chair, ass facing you, wearing nothing but strappy stilettos and a smile?
3. Letting you sit on the sofa, facing me, before you realize that, not only am I sans pants in the chair across from you, but I also have my legs spread and am playing with an insertion toy?
4. You find me on the bed with a girl licking my pussy and I tell you we've been waiting for you?
5. Me in the shower, wet and ready for you to fuck me in the ass?
6. On my knees waiting to suck your cock?
7. I'm dressed in one of my costumes and ready to role play?
8. I immediately order you to undress and tell you i'll be tying you up tonight?
9. I whisper in your ear that my body is for your use any way you please for your pleasure only?
10. You're taken by the hand and led to the backyard where I tell you I want you to fuck me so the neighbors can see me cum?
11. I sit you in a chair and give you a lap dance?
Well? What's it gonna be?
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Springtime Tampon Flower Bouquet
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Posted:Mar 31, 2009 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 6:17 pm
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Who doesn't love a tampon craft project?
This lovely bouquet will never wilt, and if you use scented feminine products, it will have a springtime-fresh fragrance.
You don't have to beg, of course i've included instructions for you.
Supplies Needed:
Playtex tampons
Rit fabric dye
Hot glue gun
Green florist’s wire
Chopstick
Tampax tampons
Yellow acrylic paint
Scissors
Spray-on acrylic sealant
Instructions
Cut florist’s wire into 3-foot lengths. Double in half, and fold around a chopstick or the end of a paintbrush. Hold ends of wire and twist strands together, leaving a loop at one end.
Dampen tampons just enough so they unfold, then let dry. Thread the wire stems through the center of each tampon so the wire loop is on the inside of each flower. Poke the wire through the string holes when possible.
Mix 2 tablespoons of fabric dye in 1 quart of very hot water. Dip in tampons for a few minutes till desired color is achieved. Squeeze out excess moisture and hang to dry. Cut off strings.
Spray Tampax tampons with acrylic sealant. Let dry.
Paint Tampax tampons yellow. Let dry. Cut off strings.
Press wire loops in center of flowers flat. Use hot glue gun to glue yellow “stamens” to flowers.
Gather all tampon flowers and tie with a colored ribbon.
See photo on left.
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A Friday Fantasy For You
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Posted:Mar 27, 2009 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2009 8:51 pm
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It starts with a kiss, an open mouth kiss. His tongue is gentle, his lips soft with just a hint of garlic. As our lips parted he asked me something - to this day I have no idea what is was - I reached for his shirt to pull him into another kiss. This is where it ended, but in my mind, it was only the beginning. This may be my last chance to have him, so I will take my time and enjoy.
My hand reaches for his shirt again, this time finding the button and releasing it while looking up to his face and falling into his eyes. As the next button gives way, I allow my fingers to touch his skin. One finger traces down his chest in search of the remaining buttons; I will myself to slow down my mind and unbutton them, not just rip at his shirt. As I pull his shirt from inside in pants and unclasp the last button, I slide my hands up his chest to his shoulders, pushing the shirt from them and onto the floor.
Looking at his chest, I take a few deep breaths, and allow my hands to explore him, feeling his nipples react to my touch. I walk around him, tracing my way over his chest, to his arm, up again to his shoulder and then onto his back as I now stand behind him. With my hands on his back, I lean in to smell his body and allow my lips to touch his back just between his shoulder blades. I press my body against his back, his ass against my stomach, as I kiss his back again, this time letting the tip of my tongue taste him. My hands seem have a mind of their own, as they caress his back, feeling every inch of his skin that I can get to. I want him naked, but again, I take a few breaths and breathe in his smell, forcing myself to slow down and try to remember to take my time and enjoy his body for what it is, not the pleasure it will hopefully bring to me.
As I continue to lightly run my tongue along his back, I bring my hands to rest on his sides, just above the waste band of his pants. Moving around the other side of his body, my hand tracing where my lips had been, I bring myself back to standing in front of him. His chest is bare to me, my face perfectly positioned to taste his body, while my hands reach for the belt of his pants. As I remove his belt and let my hands start unbuttoning them, I allow myself another glance at his face. A small smile plays on his lips, and I feel the wetness just beginning to escape my body. I put a hand behind his neck and pull his lips down to kiss me again, as I unzip his pants with my other hand.
Once his pants have fallen to the floor, he stands before me in black boxers and that teasing smile. I take him by the hand and lead him to the bed, thinking to myself that he was right ‒ I really do like to be in control. I push him down onto the bed on his back, and after removing my clothes, I climb on top of him, straddling his body, resting my crotch against his already hard cock. I start kissing his face, around his eyes, his cheeks, passing over his lips to his chin and then on to his neck. I spend a little time letting my tongue play with his ears before moving back to his neck, tasting the saltiness of his sweat. As I allow my tongue to move down from his neck to his chest, my hands finds his nipples and I slowly let my fingers play with them, feeling them harden. I bring my mouth down to them, my tongue circling his nipples before nibbling just a little, while my hands move down to his stomach and abs.
Before I move further down his body, I push open his legs with mine, and move onto my knees between them, my hands and tongue never leaving his body. I kiss my way down his abs to his stomach, my hands back on his chest, still touching his nipples. I sneak a peak at his face, enjoying the look on his face as he watches me explore his body. Once I move my mouth down to the waste band of his boxers, I bring my hands down to pull it back a bit, allowing access for my tongue to trace just inside of them. His cock is fully hard now and is straining to escape. I want to taste him, and I am almost ready to do so, but not yet.
My hands find his upper thighs as my mouth traces down his boxer, breathing hot breathe onto his covered dick. I allow myself the first brush against it with my lips, through his boxers and I smell the precum that is starting to show its telltale sign. I move my lips down to his thighs, using my hands to pull back his boxers once again, this time to allow my tongue to lick just along the edge of his balls along the crease at the top of his thigh. I can smell him strongly now, and can hardly wait to taste him.
Sitting up a bit as I kneel between his legs, I place one hand on his cock, feeling how hard he is for me. Not being able to wait another second to see his dick for myself, I take his boxers off and drop them on the floor. I lean down to his body once more, my tongue returning to lick his stomach, my hands resting again on the top of his thighs. This time, without the fabric to impede me, I allow my tongue to snake its way down toward his balls, my check rubbing against his dick, feeling the heat radiating off of him. As I reach the base of his cock, I finally put my hands on him and start tracing towards the head with my lips, kissing him lightly at first, and letting my tongue flick out a bit to feel how hard he really is, as he anticipates the feeling of my mouth on him.
I reach the head of his cock with my lips and opening them slightly, my tongue lightly touches the head, tasting his precum. My tongue slides around the head of his dick, while I take him into my hand. After the head is wet from my tongue, I open my lips, and take the top of his dick into my mouth. His cock is throbbing as I take him fully into my mouth, letting my lips tighten slightly as they slide down to the base. Using my mouth and my hands simultaneously, I slowly tighten my grip on his rock hard dick, allowing my hand to rub the head each time it comes fully out of my mouth. I look up at him once more, letting him see his cock disappear into my mouth; the sound of his moans only encourages me to continue, gripping and sucking him tighter each time I take him inside.
After a few minutes of sucking on his delicious cock, I allow my hand to stroke him, paying special attention to the head, as I move my mouth down to his balls and his ass. As I continue gripping his cock in my hand, my tongue starts to lick his ass, making slow circles at first before begin to probe just a bit. Using my other hand, I stick my finger into my now soaking wet pussy, then using that dripping wet finger I rub against his asshole while taking his balls into my mouth, all the while stroking his cock. When he tells me moments later that he is going to cum for me, I press my finger gently against his asshole, letting it go inside of him and then bring his cock into my mouth. With my mouth sucking on the head of his cock, one hand tightly stroking the shaft and one finger in his ass, he finally comes to orgasm, filling my mouth, making it impossible for me to swallow it all at one time. As he catches his breath, I take my finger from his ass, and use my tongue to clean the escaped cum off of his body, making sure to get every drop of it.
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The Man Survey
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Posted:Mar 25, 2009 11:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2009 11:39 am
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Since i've been SOOO good to you lately, giving you dirty boys plenty to think about while touching yourselves, it's time to give back in the way of feeding my need for information....
We're all pervs here so don't worry about how perverse your answers may sound. I want the truth and nothing but the truth.
1.Have you ever measured your penis?
2.Have you ever faked an orgasm during intercourse?
3.Have you ever had sex with a woman you actively disliked?
4.If you could sleep with a beautiful and willing 15-year-old without anyone else knowing? Would you?
5.If you could be certain that your partner would never know that you had sex with any of her friends. Would you?
6.If you could have sex in only one position for the rest of your life? Which one would you choose?
A)Woman-on-top
b)Doggy-style
C)Missionary
D)Spooning
7.Approximately how many sexual partners have you had in the past 12 months?
A)None
b)1-2
C)3-5
D)6-10
E)More than 10
8.If you had sex with a new partner in the past 12 months, did you use a condom every time?
9.Would you rather marry a woman 20 years older than your or 20 pounds heavier than you?
10.Which would you rather be:
A)5’2” tall with a seven-inch penis
b)6’2” tall with a three-inch penis
11.If your friends threw a bachelor party for you, which would you prefer?
A)A night at a casino or sporting event, followed by bar hopping (no topless bars)
b)A boys bonding weekend in the woods
C)A night in a strip club with lap dances
12.Compared with other men, how good do you think you are in the sack?
A)I’m in the top 10 percent
b)I’m better than most
C)I’m average
13.Which part of your body gives your partner more pleasure?
A)My penis
b)My mouth
14.Who do you think gets more pleasure out of sex: you or your partner?
15.About how often do you look at porn?
A)Several times a day
b)Every day
C)Several times a week
D)Several times a month
E)A handful of times a year
F)Never
*Ok, if anyone answers with "F", you're either:
A)Full of shit
b)A complete freak because there's just something wrong with that.
16.Which porn scene do you fast-forward to?
A)Oral sex
b)Anal sex
C)Intercourse
D)The end
17.Which body part do you wish your partner would pay more attention to?
A)My penis
b)The boys
C)My back door
D)My nonsexual parts–I have nerve endings everywhere
18.Would it turn you on to see your girl have sex with another guy?
19.How often do you fantasize about other women during sex with your partner?
A)Rarely or never
b)Not very often
C)Frequently
D)Almost every time
20.If a woman you were interested in told you she was bisexual, what would be your reaction?
A)It wouldn’t make any difference to me
b)I’d be even more interested
C)I’d be less interested
21.Sex can be good even if you don’t have an orgasm.
True or False
22.Have you ever tasted your own cum?
*Be honest.I have an opinion on this and may even tell you what it is tomorrow.
23.What’s your view on the “bro-zilian” (men waxing down there)?
That wasn't that painful now was it?
Thank you for indulging me.
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True Cock Worship
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Posted:Mar 23, 2009 12:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2009 12:42 pm
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God how I love your cock.
Watching it grow simply from hearing my voice.
The head swelling when I tell you how I crave your taste.
My mouth waters from the excitement of seeing you hold it with your firm grip as you steady your hardness, ready to feel my warmth.
I'm sitting on the bed, as you stand in front of me, teasing me by making me watch you slowly stroke it but not allowing me to touch or taste it.
I bite my bottom lip as I see your firm balls just begging me to lick and suck them.
You move closer to my face, rubbing it against my lips.
I open my mouth in an attempt to take it in but you pull away.
There's nothing I can do, my hands are bound together.
Why do you torture me like this?
The control of watching me suffer gets you even harder.
I can't stand it anymore and whine "please", "please let me have it".
Without saying a word you push me back onto the bed, you touch the front of my panties, softly pressing them into me, feeling my wetness through the soft fabric.
Pulling them to one side, your fingers touch my lips, slipping one inside me and my hot, waiting hole embraces it, trying to pull it in further. Mmmmmmm....I moan from your touch.
You remove your pussy soaked fingers, putting them in my mouth, letting me taste my sweet juices.
When you finally pull off my panties, I smile, knowing you're ready to fuck me the way you know I want it, hard and deep.
You pull my legs apart with force, making me gasp, running your tongue up my lips, lightly sucking my clit.
I start moving my hips toward you, wanting you to suck it harder.
But instead, you smile as you move away from me, putting me back into the sitting position, making me watch as you stroke your cock again.
Your free hand wraps around my hair twice, pulling me to my feet then to my knees directly in front of you.
Tightening your grip on my hair, you feed me your cock.
You start by sliding it in and out slowly, then harder, pushing it down my throat as far as it will go, making my eyes water. You know I love it when you fuck my mouth.
You reach behind me to free my hands, finally allowing me to feel your balls.
You continue to throat fuck me with force.
I can tell by your breathing that you're ready.
Quickly sliding out of my mouth, still gripping my hair, you pull my head back, stroking that rock hard cock faster and faster, I open my mouth and stick out my tongue, waiting for you to give me your hot cum.
I want to feel it slide down the back of my throat.
Your first load lands on my top lip dripping into my mouth.
As your next load starts to shoot, you ask me in your sexy voice "Do you like that my dirty little cum dump? you like the way my cum tastes?"
I'm so fucking turned on now that my thighs are wet.
I have cum dripping from my chin but I want more.
I grab your cock, pulling it back into my mouth sucking every last drop out.
That's my reward for knowing how to worship it and I want it all....
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Deciphering the Man Manual
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Posted:Mar 20, 2009 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2009 10:10 am
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I guess it's probably around 12 or 13 when we girls start realizing that we want you boys to notice us.
We have no real clue how to accomplish this, which leads us to our ever wise circle of girlfriends for answers.
While at sleep-overs and such we'd all lay on the floor together listening and giggling as someone read excerpts from the pages of Cosmo. That magazine offered advice on beauty, fashion, boys, and even sex. Pretty much everything a young woman would need to know to survive in this world.
Armed with advice that was obviously the best because it was after all, published in a magazine, some of us sat quietly while secretly hatching a plan to search the bedrooms of our older sisters hoping to find a copy of their Cosmo (Man Manual) so that we could study it and become an expert on guys.
With that being said, I thought i'd share some of the advice they are dishing out these days.
Part A
They list the following as tip-offs of a guys "skills":
1.He admits he's a fan of The Hills tv show.
Because he doesn't take himself too seriously he will probably
have a more uninhibited attitude when hooking up.
**Ok, NO. If he's a fan of porn, he's more likely to be
uninhibited in bed.If a fan of The Hills, he either has no
social life to speak of or he's in the closet
2.He gives you equal airtime.
When guys brag about their awesomeness, it probably
means they are overcompensating for for their insecurities
on the other hand, if he asks you questions, it indicates
he'll be confident in bed.
**It's been my experience that it means that they are vain
and very self absorbed, not usually overcompensating for
anything
3.He spends 20 minutes eating a hamburger.
If a guy scarfs down food a mile a minute, chances are he'll
rush sex too. If a man takes his time to enjoy each bite, he'll
take his time to get you off.
**Ok, if he's gonna take 2 hours to actually eat his food,
i'm gonna be so damn bored and irritated that there won't be
any sex involved anyway.
Part B
The man facts
1.Guys don't give their friends details about their hook-ups
**OMG, What the hell? If a guy hooks up with some chick that
agrees to any of the following, he's talking about it:
Gave him head in the car
Let him put it in her ass
Remotely suggested she might enjoy her friend joining in
2.Men will seek advice from their closest friends for things like
"how to best please a woman orally in bed"
** Oh yeah right
3.There are 50, that's right 50 so called tips that they are
calling The best relationship tips ever. After reading each one
I think they should have called them Tips on Manipulating
Your Relationship or How To Secretly Talk Him Into Marrying
You
Part C
Advice they gave in the 60's and 70's
Oh get ready, this is good stuff....
1.A woman dominates only by default and only makes decision when
when her escort, fiance, or husband leave them up to her
2.Diet all week, or don't eat before you go to a party; fast all
day except for raw hamburger for strength. You'll feel thin
and attractive
**And the eating disorder is born....
3.A woman should freely practice kissing men's hands
**This is just so damn stupid I don't even have a comment
4.Do needle point while he watches, take his pulse even if you
don't know how. Frolic in his chest hairs.
**I think i'll try this one tonight, but take a step further
by doing all three at once
5.To make love grow: Plant an onion in a previously unused pot
and encourage the onion to grow with all the care with which
you would nurture a rose.
**What the hell does that even mean?
6.If you don't have another man on the scene at the moment,
invent one. Send yourself flowers, have your girlfriends
call you when he's there and take the call in the other
room.
**Ahh game playing, always the best plan. Right?
Well i'm pretty sure this just answered some of the questions
of why a lot of are so misguided when it comes to
guy issues.
In the defense of said magazine, I will tell you that they are also offering up some hot sex tricks and tips for us girls to try on you.
I still flip thru the pages of the Man Manual, mostly because it's needed for my job, but I have to say that I don't rely on the guy advice like I did way back then.
More evidence that I should travel around the country holding seminars for the clueless.
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My Personally Guided Sex Tour
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Posted:Mar 19, 2009 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2009 5:44 am
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If I were going to introduce someone to the world of pervdom that I choose to exist in, where would I start?
We'll say for argument sake, that said person has the want, desire, ability, and creative mind that is perfectly suited for this type of thing.
Would I start slow? Maybe with a light FMF 3way?
Light meaning no bar girl. Not just anyone can handle her
Mutual masturbation?
Swinger Party?
Sex club, but just to check it out?
Sex club and go where the mood takes us?
Let them watch me do my stranger teasing thing when i'm wearing a skirt and no panties?
BTW, My little fetish with this is not just an Atlanta thing. I've flashed unsuspecting men in bars and restaurants all over the place.
So, if you've ever been a victim of this, thank you for feeding my need and not having me arrested.
Ok, moving on......
Or take the flash Tease one step further then that, letting them watch me touch myself in front of people while semi-exposed?
Maybe this person would like seeing me getting fucked by some hot guy?
You know how organized I like to be and I feel that I should make some sort of sexual experience itinerary to keep things in order of intensity or experience needed, etc...
Am I a good friend or what?
I suppose it's somewhat like i'm giving them an intense, interactive look into the sex part of my brain. Pretty cool huh?
What are your thoughts on this?
Any suggestions on where to start?
If I personally were giving you a sex tour, what would YOU like YOUR first experience to be?
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To: Mousetrap Lovin Penis Guy...
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Posted:Mar 18, 2009 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2009 4:47 pm
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I just read a blog comment from this girl saying that a guy had offered her up a cam show in which he would be snapping his penis in a mousetrap.
If this is you, message me immediately please please please!!
Not only do I have a ton of questions, I want to see you and your mousetrap lovin penis in action.
I'm a little hurt I wasn't given this offer too, but that's ok, you can just make it up to me by slamming it in a door or something.
Hugs,
S
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Turning In My Sex Club V-Card
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Posted:Mar 18, 2009 12:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2009 12:46 pm
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A friend of mine was going to Vegas and asked me for the name of the sex club the older spouse takes me to so I can play in public.
As I emailed the name back to him, I started thinking about how much i've always enjoyed going there.
The very first time I walked into the Green Door, I felt my body temperature rise from the anticipation of what was to come.
I walked around and watched people have sex, both in the private as well as in the group rooms.
I checked out the dungeon area, where I saw this fat guy wearing assless chaps and a leather face mask.
After the initial shock of seeing that guy, I noticed this naked chick strapped to a big ole black wheel thing.
I wanted so badly to clap and yell "big money big money" or "I want to buy a vowel, Pat".
That would have been hilarious, right?
I chose instead to keep my composure and be a quiet observer.
I was mildly freaked out about what might be up next for this girl, but all he did was stand there looking scary while spinning her slowly on that wheel.
What the hell was that about?
I assumed at the very least leather mask guy was gonna break out into some sort of knife throwing act, but oh no, just the slow spin.
What kind of fetish is that anyway? The people who are into having various condiments squirted all over their bodies while they dance around makes more sense to me than that.
Ok, enough about my dungeon experience and back to my distorted version of the real world.
So after a couple of martinis, I decide I better go find the older spouse and check in before he thinks i'm up to no good.
As I near him at the bar, I see it, sitting there alone in a dimly lit corner with a chain like curtain around it that was glistening just enough to get my attention.
It was as if it was calling out to me, begging me to wrap my hands and legs around it, squeezing it firmly, sliding my finely oiled body up and down on it.
The mere thought of this forced me to let out an mmmmmmm.
I tell the older spouse of my plans, he speaks to the bartender, who tells me to go have fun and turns on the lights underneath the small white stage it sat on.
I was about to give my very first public pole dance....
Since I was in Vegas, I was dressed perfectly for my performance, in a short, form fitting dress that was cut well below my navel, showing off my diamond studded piercing, a cute thong, and sexy as hell stiletto heels.
I started off by dancing slowly around it while keeping eye contact with the older spouse, so I didn't lose my nerve.
I glanced to the side and noticed a small audience had gathered. Me, being the attention that I am, the audience of horny men was all the encouragement I needed to give them a hard-on worthy performance. And I did.
Even receiving some decent applause at the end.
Afterward, I was dizzy with excitement and hooked on it like a drug.
The older spouse has always loved showing off his younger wife. Recognizing the look in my eye, he asked me what would make that the perfect night for me.
I grabbed his hand, leading him over to a seating area.
I turned around, looked him in the eye and smiled while rubbing the front of his pants. Seeing that he was noticeably pleased, I pulled his cock out, ran my tongue around the rim a few times, finally taking it all the way down my throat to make sure it was properly lubricated.
I turned around with my back toward him, leaning over with my hands resting on the seat of a chair in front of me. I looked back at him with my oh so familiar "i'm about to explode" look, he slowly slid my dress up to my hips, grabbed the sides of my thong, pulling them down over my ass, gently holding each ankle to remove them and stuck them in his pocket.
He pulls me up toward him by my left breast, forcing my legs apart with his knee he starts rubbing my pussy with his right hand, putting his fingers in my mouth to moisten them, he runs his middle one up and down the center of my hot slit and then deep inside me. At this point my thighs were warm with the amount of wetness I had. I needed to be fucked right then.
I lean over again, pulling my dress up to my hips to make sure I was fully exposed and accessible for him to give me what I needed so badly. He slipped his hard cock deep inside me, forcing a deep, loud moan at the feeling of relief I had from finally having my pussy filled.
When we finished our very public display of affection, I look up and notice the large group of onlookers that I had apparently been oblivious to. I loved it and knew i'd need more of that in the very near future.
So if you're ever in Las Vegas and looking for some adult fun, I give it 4 stars.
Hey, maybe I could be a sex travel critic........
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Celebrating Your Cock WIth Betty
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Posted:Mar 14, 2009 5:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2009 12:10 am
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I have a passion for erotic art.
Betty Dodson is an artist from the 60's, who is probably better known for her writing in "Sex For One" as well as being an advocate for masturbation in the 70's.
On her website, Betty has a gallery devoted to Genital Art.
If you have ever wanted to see your cock in an online gallery setting, here is your chance.
Betty calls it "Celebrating Your Cock"
She is looking for photos or drawings of your cock, along with an essay telling how you feel about it.
(your cock, not the gallery)
Below are some of the questions they list to help you with your essay......
I think you should all answer them for ME.
1.How do you feel about the general appearance of your genitals; the color, texture, size, the shape of the glans, foreskin (if any), testicles, etc?
2.Do you talk to your dick? What did you call your sex organ as a ? Have you given him a pet name? Does he have ideas of his own?
3.How does he like to be lubricated, touched, and stroked?
4.Is your pubic hair natural, trimmed, or shaved?
5.What is your favorite method of masturbation?
6.How and when did you have your first orgasm?
7.Have you ever shared masturbation with another person? Where and when?
8.What kind of fantasies do you have?
9.What do you like best about the orgasms you have with yourself?
Don't feel left out ladies, the offer is open to you too.
The ladies version: "Celebrating Your Cunt"
Same rules apply.
I've looked at both the cock and the cunt galleries and much like on this site, some of the pics are impressive and some are just odd.
I have quite the collection of my own private cock shots, I sure wish I would have thought to get them to write an essay.
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Showering With Friends
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Posted:Mar 13, 2009 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2009 10:14 pm
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Have you ever showered with a friend?
Not a lover, just a friend?
The former #1BF thought it odd that I often shower with my friends. He had issues with my need for the occasional girl on girl and i'm sure that had something to do with his feelings on the subject.
In middle school when I went to cheer camp is really where it started, twenty or so girls all together. Every year was the same. It was kind of funny to watch all the same girls develop into the young women we were in High school.
Nope, I have no good stories from back then.
My friend Candice did however get caught in the middle of some heavy petting with a girl there, but that's a story for a different day.
Even when I was a small , I constantly embarrassed my parents by pulling up my dress in public to show my new panties to anybody that would look. This would include church.
Yeah they were thrilled about that.
Come to think of it, I still pull up my dress to show off my panties. Oh well.
So anyway, naked in front of a bunch of girls in a camp communal shower was no big deal to me.
When I went away to college, my roommate and I lived in an old house with very limited hot water, so we showered together all the time. Again no big deal. We would laugh, talk about what we were going to wear out that night, you know just regular girl stuff. We later got a third roommate, my now best friend, "J" the gay guy."J" soon got used to the house shower plan of sharing his water space with us.
Still to this day, I shower with them both and whoever else may be around.
And no, i've never had sex with either of the former roommates.
Not to say I don't enjoy a good hot, wet shower fucking, because I do. Mmmmm...Ooh I really, really do.
I'm just saying sometimes it's just not a sexual thing.
So what do you think? Do you think it's completely weird that I shower with friends?
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