hey! obviously you clicked on me out of either curiosity or you have a sense of humor.

I'm Also completing my "Bucket List", next up is learning how to ride a motorcycle.. so help a girl out!!!

So I keep getting emails from black men and blah blah, calling me racist and whatever, or more specifically a little racist bitch by treyvon10 for not wanting to have anything to do with his Big black cock. I'm sorry if you can't take the time to read my profile where it says, if you're black, its a no!. Now, to make things clear as to WHY its a no, so i can avoid the emails. When you're by a huge black man, I think you'd want to avoid any physical contact with another so bad memories dont come up... forgive me for wanting to save my sanity.

If we're on IMC and i'm not responding... just remember the penis to vagina ratio on there...... i have eleventy-billion people attempting to talk to me... okay? so relax and dont get po'd

On a side note, I'm not going to drop my pants on the first meeting. How am I supposed to know if you're that 1/100 psycho killer stalker guy? Plus if I don't find you attractive, or you don't find me attractive, why insult each other by sleeping together out of obligation? I'm just not into Pity Fucks.. by either party.

I'm a new mother, so if you can't understand the fact that my munchkin is more important than you... too bad for you. I can't just leave at the drop of a hat i have to plan a week in advance so please work with me okay?

I'm starting to lay off this website because I'm not finding what I need. I thought I did, but obviously not. I need the basic intimacy, as its been pointed out to me. I've slept with one man in a year, and it was recently.

Also, If you can't stand the fact that I'm a decent woman with a sense of humor, please don't bother me. I'm So tired of the "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" lines that I'm about to tear my hair out. I Probably won't respond to you if your opening line is of that nature. This is a place for meeting people, and I highly doubt you'd walk up to a woman in a bar and say that in hopes of taking her home. If you're reading this far into my profile please, for fun, tell me your best pickup line you've used, or would like to use. I'll get a good giggle and when I laugh, its a guaranteed response...

If you're classified as a 'redneck', that's gravy, just don't expect me to have the want to clean your bird/kill. Yes, I have had that asked by a man to do that naked for him...

I Have a quirky sense of humor and I really can't tolerate stupid people. So if you have a brain, a car of your own (I'm tired of picking up guys) and an open mind, feel free to message me. If you don't, please don't waste my time as I'm not here to waste yours.

FYI If you're black, Its a no. Don't call me racist, I'm just not into your big black cock or whatever you'd like to call yourself. If you're in need of a cute little white girl to pose as your girlfriend, that's fine, but I'm not going to sleep with you.

I also think a circumsized penis looks funny, so extra bonus points for being un-circumsized. I don't hate on circumsized men, I just know for a fact, that men who arent circumsized wont hurt me physically down there during sex. The less you have to pull out means the wetter I stay. Uncut guys know what I'm talking about.

My Ideal Person: Hmm what I'm looking for in a person. Thats an interesting one for me to answer. I'd really like someone who has the same sexual interests as me, because I'm not as wild and crazy as I once was, but I'm not saying I don't enjoy new things every now and then I just need to go back to just soft and gentle for a little bit. Know what I mean?

Also someone who isnt a complete asshole. I love to play pool, so they have to at least know how to play. because 9 times out of 10, you can find me at a pool hall.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Seether, Yellow Card, Staind, Mudvayne..and a few others.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, Under a waterfall, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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