I am a tall, quirky, tattooed, chubby, kinky (S&M, D/s, bondage) chick with a sarcastic sense of humor and a silly streak. I'm 100% honest and rather blunt. My idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service, and a hike around the mall. Definitely NOT an outdoorsy kinda girl. I'm looking for friends, playmates, lovers, NOT one-night stands or flings.

I want a friend, a playmate, someone to play with on a regular basis, someone I can trust, someone with whom I can build a relationship. There's no such thing as "no strings attached" with me. I won't answer emails asking for anything else.

I'm very outgoing and outrageous when I get to know people. I have a very "little girl" personality. Mischievous, flirtatious, a bit bratty, more than a bit naughty. I prefer "Daddy" types (the kind of man that enjoys leading and guiding a girl) big, strong men with Dominant personalities. I tend to be rather submissive, and love having my partner take the dominant role.

I am extremely loving, very affectionate, have a VERY high sex drive, and thoroughly enjoy myself in and out of bed. I'm pretty picky about who I play with. I can be, I'm damn good. (And no, I don't mean "damn good for a fat chick" I mean... DAMN GOOD.)

Everything starts off with a good friendship, a real friend, to play with on a regular basis (more than twice a month).

I'm NOT interested in out of town visitors, people cheating on their partners (honesty, on all fronts, is a must), men under 30 or over 65. I'm absolutely NOT interested in couples. I'm looking for friends to become lovers, not flings or one night stands.

My Ideal Person: I want someone smart, interesting, funny, sexy (think John Goodman, Anthony Bourdain, Andre Braugher and Edward Herrmann rather than Brad Pitt), AROUND MY AGE OR OLDER (NO ONE under 35!!). Someone fun, someone who doesn't take life too seriously, who loves to laugh, who can laugh at himself. My life is far too serious as it is.

Cleanliness is a virtue my playmates MUST have! I am disease free and will remain that way! I place a LOT of value on a clean, well-groomed appearance.
MUST MUST MUST be local (as in, you LIVE within 50 miles of Salt Lake City), be close to my height or taller, enjoy chubby girls, NOT be MORMON OR RELIGIOUS, not interested in a one night stand, have a great sense of humor and like to talk.

I will NOT answer emails that start with "wanna fuck?" or any variation thereof. I will not answer grossly mis-spelled emails, nor those with text speak. I insist on a modicum of intelligence from the people I play with, and neither of those things indicates brain activity. The words "hit me up" mean I get to smack you, as hard as I want to, nothing else. I will not answer your email if there is a big red X in the "body type" box on your profile. If you don't like chubby chicks, I'm not interested.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dropkick Murphys, She Wants Revenge, Pearl Jam, Flogging
Molly, Foo Fighters, Cage the Elephant

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
A weekend of passionate, kinky sex... No holds barred.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, knife play, needles

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope. Not interested in celebrity.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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