Short fat old & ugly, so if you can't handle that, keep on moving!!!

I need some adult type fun. Would also be nice to find a female friend to do the girly things with, and if your bi that's only a bonus.. we do share, but I will NOT fuck for fuck's sake & I will NOT take one for the team just to please him, there has to be some chemistry between us. that goes for males also

Im so tired of fakes, liar, game players, both women and men!

I am looking for the right arrangement with the right man/men/women in my life and if you DON'T eat pussy DON'T bother me, I will never have a lover that refuses to do that ever again!!! 3 years of not having that is more than enough!!!

Sexually, I like to think I am open minded, and I have done some fun things, but there's lots more I'd like to experience. I can be adventurous when with the right person. It depends on our chemistry.... I definitely prefer you to take the lead.....I love KISSING, touching, and exploring whatever feels good, mentally and physically.

Sex just gets better when you know your partner so I'm not into one nighters or fly by's for business trips.

just because I say I am interested in meeting you does not mean it is going to happen right now!!! I will not drop what I am doing to squeeze you in. I prefer to meet somewhere neutral first, that way if things don't go the way we hope no hard feelings we go our seperate ways, if you don't like that oh well, I make my own rules.

Looking for fun.... dinner drinks dancing maybe more depending on the attraction for both.

I have been told I am "thick, or a small BBW", so take me for what I am, but if you do, I don't want to hear comments later on. I wear a size 14 jeans & xxl top what can i say i have large breasts....

I'm am changing my life, but I want to explore a few new options and see how it works out.

My Ideal Person: I no longer believe there is such a thing as "ideal".. I believe that the Ideal person is in hiding like the unicorn....

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Melissa Etheridge, Sugarland, Toby Keith, NIckelback

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Lets see, since my previous fantasy has been done, maybe
some good bondage, being tied up to the bed helpless while
my partner has his/her way with me...


or since i have found that i enjoy riding on the back of a bike,
bending over the seat of the bike getting a good fucking,
somewhere where the chance of being found is there. A dressing room in a crowded store, your desk at work...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Melissa Etheridge, something about her just turns me to
mush.....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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