Thank you for the interest..I am not looking for Black men or BBC!! Just not my thing..if I find you sexy I will let you know..Thanks and good luck <3

Have recently had some men that do not understand Discreet.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this IMPORTANT message about Shelli......I hate to start on such a sour note.... But please don't e mail me if your under 35 or over 45... Please be married or in a relationship.. NOT single (it's ok if your listed as single for privacy sake) but Please tell me that in your e mail. I MAY make exceptions, but with that said there needs to be a good reason why I would do that...and please don't just e mail me and say "Hello...I know I'm younger, taller, older, thinner, heaver.. insert here..than you requested but I think we might be a perfect match, lets do drinks.. hit me up baby" I'm not your fucking Baby!! That just doesn't work for me. We all have standards and requirements, please respect mine. But if you feel that you are a special case, let me know why. Please also attach a good face picture of you (it's the face that does it for me). And know that, as even a half decent female I get 100's of e mails a day..and if you don't get a "thank you, no thank you" OR something...pretty fast then your e mail didn't catch my attention and I will get to you when I get to you..
I hate being a bitch (well sometimes I like it) but I am tried of getting e mails from men that live in San Fran that are 27 and think they are the STUD that will Rock my world.. Trust me, I've been there and done it.. I have had a very good, healthy, active sex life and if anything, I am the one that will teach you and ROCK your little world (I do have references LO............................................................................................................................................................... Again.. NO.. Single guys, men under 35, men over 45, anyone that lives more than 100 miles away (even if your willing to drive)..Sorry I had to get my bitch on.. but ..I don't give a shit if you like me.. I am who I am, open, honest, sweet, sexy, loving, funny, sassy, and amazing if you give me a chance and respect me and my wishes...now back to our regularly scheduled program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a 38 year old woman, married, with children..and am not new to the lifestyle.

I am not looking for a relationship of any kind, yet not looking for a one night stand. I must like the person or persons I have sex with. I put my whole self into the sex I have, I'm passionate, fun, loving, sexy, feisty, honest, trusting,a little wild in bed yet easy going.

I am very bisexual and enjoy the touch of a woman, the smell of her hair, her long nails.. the taste of her sweet pussy...and NO I will not bring my girlfriend so YOU can enjoy a 3 some!! I like most things in bed. There are few things I wouldn't at least try.

Who am I looking for...Glad you asked. Males between 35 and 45, you shouldn't be closer to my parents age or my kids age...(my Dad is 66 and my oldest is 18, can you do the math..?) My age limits are SOME what flexible, but come on... respect my limits (Married or in a relationship.. I don't really like the single guy thing..had a crazy run in with a STALKER and the jack ass still won't leave my friend alone...they just don't have as much to lose and by that I mean I have a husband and a family and I'm not ready to lose him). Someone in good shape, good looking and someone that has a job..not just looking for a hook up but a friend. Yet very casual. I need to know what your face looks like, while I enjoy a nice cock as much as the next girl it is your face and personality I am attracted to!

Girls...I love my girl time and would love to find a girl that is Bi (NO first timers,,I'm tired of showing girls the way.) your either bi or don't bother. Be between 30 and 45, feminine, sexy, HWP and fun loving.

Couples:

I do have a male friend that I play with from time to time..He is very handsome, amazing in bed oh and has a very nice cock and an all around nice guy...I have pictures and would love to share him.. He is NOT bi at all... but if your a couple looking for another couple that has no hang ups and isn't' jealous that might be us....He will play on his own as well...

My Ideal Person: Right now I am just looking to see what is out there. I will only respond if you live near me and have a picture posted. I understand you may not want your face up for the whole world to see, but please be ready to send it to me once we've talked a bit.

Also, please send me something more than "Hi", "Wanna play with me".. if there isn't depth to what you have to say then don't waste my time. If you really want to catch my attention your subject line should be fun, upbeat and different.. is anyone even still reading?? Please read my profile and don't respond if you live in Michigan and your 50 and your fat and bald. Let's face it, it just isn't going to happen...and please know that I have nothing against Michigan, I was born there!!

I Love Bi men and would give just about anything to play with two bi men!! It is not required that you are bi, just that your open to fun in bed.. None of this ..man on top only thing.. how boring.. I love to have fun in bed and love sex in crazy (yet safe) places..

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
sugarland, Michael Buble, Goo Goo Dolls.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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