Loyal like a puppy till you kick me....then I chew your legs off...
I love my friends.. so you better be nice to them.. Once I was a hopeless romantic.. now..i know better. Men only want what they cant have. News flash. You cant have me. I love hot rods,bikes, being CRAZY, dancing with reckless abandon, anything out of the ordinary, cracking jokes,seeing live music, getting tattooed, being a pervert, saying socially inappropriate things, and dabbling in anything that catches my interest.. I collect hula dolls, trolls, all things Tacky ...easily amused.. I can find the funny everywhere.. I LIVE TO LAUGH & BE SILLY ..pez dispensers, not the candy.. funky silver rings.. monkeys.. circus freaks, min cows, fainting goats, MIDGETS, contortionists, roller coasters.. squishy brain shaped stress balls.. the lint from your navel... that.. you know.. OVER THERE.. ( you don't see it?? ) sucks to be you ;]
ANYTHING.. I never cease to amaze me.. ( *wink* chuckle* nudge*)

My Ideal Person: what I don't like... not a racist.. I'm just not down with the brown.. so please don't bug me..
I also don't care if you have a giant cock..don't send me dick pics... it's really not sexy. Sexy is PERSONALITY.. wit.. intelligence... charm.. not your throbbing manhood which you are squeezing the life out of so it will look bigger than it is..
just cause ya got a big stick doesn't mean ya know how to swing it!! ;P
Ideal? is there truly such a thing .. I think not..
but I know what I like.. that would be to find someone with whom I share many common interests & can actually stand to be around.. b/c that is the best sexual partner you can have..
haven't found one yet...
I like muscles.. and tattooes.. if you don't have em, I probably won't get into you...I know.. that's crappy.. but I know what I like.. you might be totally into big tits.. in which case.. move along boys.. nothing to see here.. it's all smoke and mirrors..thank you victoria's secret for my badass miracle bra.. ;P

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
THE CRAMPS!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A store dressing room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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