Amazing! Outstanding! Incredible! Words cannot describe! Check out your local theaters soon!

My Ideal Person: I want an opposite. A yin to my yang, a Laurel to my Hardy, a Hall to my Oates. You provide balance in my life – a joie de vivre, a je ne sai quoi, perhaps even a croissant – that is currently lacking. I'll provide the corny French jokes. You're up on current events, but you don't sleep, eat and breathe it. You come from a close family, have a tremendously high sense of self-worth and you handle yourself like a champ at parties. You bike the Santa Monica Beach Trail, you play in a co-ed softball league and you can wield a lasertag gun like Rambo – but it's all about fun first and exercise second. You are mature for your age and know what you want out of life, but you're not above a splash fight when rafting the Kern on a sunny Sunday afternoon. And you won't get pissed at me when I show no mercy in soaking you to the bone because one kiss from me makes it all better.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Talknig Heads, Fleetwood Mac

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Winona Ryder and Pamela Anderson, of course.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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