I attract many men with my sensitive yet intoxicating kazoo playing, and often locate lost pets, refusing any reward.I am a leading expert in finger-painting. I am critically acclaimed throughout the world for my original line of unique evening wear for lady bugs. I can run with scissors without fear of injury. I once read War and Peace, the Bible, and a comic book, and still had time to do all my laundry that evening. I sleep twice a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. I rock, I roll, I boogie and cavort. All of my bills are in my own name. Many years ago, I discovered The Meaning Of Life, but forgot to write it down. I have created wonderful culinary delights using only a hotplate and spatula. I breed award-winning platypi.

I want a man I can be friends with as well as lovers. I am looking for a man that knows that foreplay begins with the eyes and continues with words, touches, strokes and kisses. A man who realizes that getting into bed isn't just about having sex but is the culmination of all that preceeds it. I want to meet a man who knows the difference between sex and making love, and that there is a time and a place for both.

My Ideal Person: ***UPDATE***
I am a BBW. If you don't know what that means, please look it up BEFORE you contact me. Don't tell me you are "comfortable" with a BBW if: a) you aren't or b)you don't even know what one is. In case you are from another planet...I am NOT here because I am desperate...I get more "offers" than I have the time (or the desire) to deal with. You aren't doing me a "favor" by contacting me.

If you say you are looking for a "friend with benefits", please know what a friend is - and how to be one. To me, it means I can talk with you, and laugh with you, not just fuck you. You will call just to talk sometimes - NOT just because you are horny.

I DON'T do "discrete" - that doesn't mean I'll write your name on the nearest bathroom wall. It just means I'm not willing to be your "secret". If I can't be seen with you in public, you won't be seen with me in private. Just looking for a man that is passionate about life...and ME! This is an adult site, so please BE one if you contact me. Don't lie to me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation

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