I've been on this site for quite some time, so I'm pretty clear about what I want. Read what I have to say BEFORE you waste your time and mine. I promise the effort is worth it once we meet!

About me: I'm a confident, articulate, intelligent woman with a strong personality and a smile and eyes that will pull you in. Most people find me attractive, even if they aren't normally into thick women. I'm funny, opinionated, and sexy, and my last FWB called me a "wild fuck." I'm very clean, a non-smoker, shaved, manicured, and disease free.– I expect the same from you. I enjoy attention, am fairly insatiable and like to be kissed and touched.

I'm 100% bisexual and like being with women almost as much as men, although I could never live without cock. I do play with couples on occasion, as long as there's no drama. I do prefer one-on-one, but I'm open to whatever makes everyone happy.

My Ideal Person: FIRST - NO MEN UNDER 30 OR OVER 50! PERIOD!

About you: I like attractive, WHITE, pretty boy/bad boys with little or no body hair. I prefer men with hair on their heads. If you have earrings or tattoos, you move to the top of the list! Women, I'm open to race, size and age, just be 100% bi-serious and ready to give, as well as receive. I OCCASIONALLY meet black men, but you need to be extraordinary to get my attention!

You must be intelligent, able to put words into sentences, and carry on a conversation. I want you to fuck my mind AND my body! You should have a great sense of humor and like to laugh. Please don't expect me to meet you or to give you my phone number after one email. Those who send one-liners or emails that look like text messages will not get a response.

I like a passionate man with a nice-sized cock (thick is better than long) who has stamina and can get hard and stay hard. Multi-orgasmic is a good thing, too, but not required. If that little blue pill helps you keep up with me, than I don't mind at all!

You should be okay with thick girls. I'm not huge, but I'm not Barbie either. And I can only do daytime meetings. Yes, I'm married and play without my husband's knowledge. That also means you have to be very discreet.

Condoms will always be required for penetration. Anyone who goes bareback in this day and age has to be crazy.

So if you got through the whole profile and you think we're a match, I look forward to hearing from you. This could be a wild ride!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Bruce Springsteen, The Stones, U2, Pink Floyd, Metallica,
AC/DC, Green Day, Audioslave, Muse, Staind

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'd love to be with 2 women at the same time. I also like
being tied up on occasion. Definitely want to join the mile
high club!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I'd love to fuck Johnny Depp - damn,
he's sexy!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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