PLEASE LADYS, IF YOU ARE UNDER 40 YOU WONT BE ABLE TO KEEP UP! Thanks anyway!!.
I am 6'2", 260 lbs, dark hair, moustache.
OK, time to change this profile a little. I am looking for a woman that has time to have fun, I am not looking for a nun, or a prim and proper type of girl, I am past all that. It is time for fun, as I dont have kids around anymore, and I dont work near as much as I used to. I love getting on the bike and going to various rally's thruout the year, drinking a few beers, and hanging with friends. I am not against a relationship with the right woman, even though this might not be the right place to find her.So, if you have time to be my bad girl, and would like to have a little fun,

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Let me add a little more here, just my observations of course,
below is my list of the top ten most overused phrases in personal ads. If your ad does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately!

10) "I live life to the fullest!"

9) "loves to laugh" or "fun-loving"

(alright! A person who enjoys laughter and fun. What a rare individual; I must meet her at once. Just once I'd like to see "loves to sob uncontrollably for days on end."

"I'm ____ years old but I look much younger!"

7) "I'm a down to earth..."

(if I see this phrase one more time, I'll... I'll... I don't know what I'll do! I might be forced to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the real world. Okay, I probably wouldn't do anything that drastic. But you get the idea.)

6) "I can go from jeans to a cocktail dress in 10 minutes!"

(you must be very proud. I can't believe they haven't made this an olympic event yet.)

5) "I'm a intelegent..."

(if you can't spell intelligent... Do you see where I'm going with this? Class? Anyone?)

4) "I'm a typical (insert astrological sign here)."

(astrology? Yeah, it's a science. I think they use it at nasa. I don't even know where to begin here. If you're looking for some insight into the nature of my character, don't ask me what my sign is. Talk to the easter bunny, he has the real inside track on me.)

3) "I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!"

(trust me, I will.)

2) "looking for the one" or "looking for my soulmate"

(really? These are the most fresh and original lines you can come up with? Your mother and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well, there's always trade school.)

and the number one most overused phrase in a personal ad is...

1) "don't worry, I plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."

(ok, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried?)

put them all together, and the end result usually looks something like this....

"fun-loving, down-to-earth woman with 5 kids from 5 different fathers seeks a intelegint guy who loves to laugh. Must be in shape! I'm temporarily 50 pounds overweight, but don't worry, I plan to loose the weight right after I finish these fries! Must look like brad pitt and be no older than 35! I'm 49 but I look much younger! I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed! I'm a libra so I live life to the fullest! I get along best with geminis who have six-figure incomes! Must have a big heart and a bigger house, cuz the landlord just kicked us out!"

My ideal person would be an unselfish lover, like to get together often, be clean, and open to new things. I really am not hung up on certain types of people, short,tall,fat,skinny, etc.. It really dont matter as long as you take care of yourself, and want to have some fun. Please send a pic with your first contact.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Latex, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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