I'm just a little witch in the woods of Northern Michigan. I am interested in all sorts of things; camping, fishing, long walks in the woods and ham radio just to name a few things.

I cook from scratch the way that some of our grandmothers did. I'm painfully shy when I first meet someone and after I get to know them a little I am more outgoing.

I have a warped and twisted sense of humor and I am able to see the humor in most situations. I'm fond of turning the lemons that life sometimes hands us into lemonade (or better yet... lemon shortbread).

I would answer emails but the confirmation number will not load for me. Until it does I suggest going here: [post 1143292] and leaving me a message so that I can reply.

My Ideal Person: Intelligence is a must. If you can't string a dozen words together and have them make sense then don't bother.

A sense of humor. It's better to find the humor in the strange happenings of life sometimes hands us than it is to sit around complaining about it.

The ability to trust. I don't ask that anyone trust me blindly but I do expect that once someone gets to know me they will trust me.

The ability to keep jealousy OUT of our relationship. I'm not going to go off the deep end if some hot chick starts hitting on you and I *expect* that someone flirting with me isn't going to cause an argument.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I would but I am not sure that you can handle it...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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