Hi there. I've been on and off this site for a while and the experiences haven't been stellar. But I still have faith, because in my time in online dating, the missed connections that I regretted the most were with people on here.

One night stands are alright, but I'm really looking for a friend with benefits, and by friend I mean actual friend, not just acquaintance. I'm approaching things through sex first because I'm thinking that I may connect with people best when we're on that page sexually. Hopefully my bet pays off.

My Ideal Person: So, yes, I am shallow, I like my guys athletic and good-looking. But when it comes to equipment, I am no size queen. Take your 9+ inch schlongs some place else. On the other hand, if you're on the smaller side and feeling a little left out in this ridiculous sausage fest of a site, feel free to message. Don't be shy.

Also, if you're just into the old in and out you might want to move on. There is so much more to sex that penetration, and in fact I am really interested in seeing how far things can go without it. You don't have to be some tantric god (or goddess), just interested in experimenting.

Oh, and send me pics! I'm only standard so all I get when you email me is that little thumbnail where you can hardly see anything. Women need to be visually stimulated too you know

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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