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Blogs > rm_Twister2bed > Nutty But Nice

Tech Support  

rm_Twister2bed 54M
158 posts
6/26/2006 3:17 pm

Last Read:
6/28/2006 3:44 pm
Tech Support
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute...I hadn't inserted it yet...

..... it's still on my desk....sorry!!!

============= Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to
the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

============= Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates.

============= Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't
print every time I try,

it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front

of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

============= Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................thank you!

============= Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

============= Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a"
as in apple,

capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.

Customer: Is the 7 in capital letters?
============= Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
==============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have found the letter 'a', but how do I get the
circle around it?
============= A customer called the Canon help desk with a problem
with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under Windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his

printer is working fine."
============= And finally...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the Control and Escape keys

at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.

Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
marywannado 50F

6/26/2006 5:24 pm

 LMAO


rm_Twister2bed replies on 6/26/2006 10:21 pm:
Thought I'd get a few smiles

StillSmokin2oo6 51M/50F

6/26/2006 11:35 pm

 That's funny shit man, rather amusing to say the least...


rm_Twister2bed replies on 6/27/2006 5:52 pm:
Yea blog got serious I had to lighten it back up

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