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ANOTHER LAMEASS SINGLE MALE, PART DUHHHH!  

ctcpl4funtimes 60M/57F
66 posts
11/30/2008 11:23 am

Last Read:
4/23/2012 1:24 pm

ANOTHER LAMEASS SINGLE MALE, PART DUHHHH!


WELL I GUESS I HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO SHARE ANOTHER RECENT EMAIL REQUEST FROM ANOTHER ANONYMOUS MORON..NOW KEEP IN MIND THIS IS SOMEONE TRYING TO ACCESS ONE OF OUR COUPLES ORIENTED EVENTS AND WE HAVE NEVER INTERACTED BEFORE

HUNGRYMAN. , , i would love to come to a party and check out the sence but i dont know any girls into swinging can you help me out? do you know of any single who want to drag me along????? can yu steer me in the right direction thanks

(post in its entirety)

ME: , ... my advice is get up off your lazy ass and try to convince ANY woman to join you for FREE DRINKS

and you owe me 100 bucks for this advice and wasting my time

HUNGRYMAN, . . . have a girl, shes hot, your a dumbass.

ME: . . .grow some balls, invite her. your a dipshit.

JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY IN MY INBOX FROM ANONYMOUS MORONS. (this is just representative, just his bad luck that i had some extra time) I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING TO GET ONE MORE EMAIL FROM THIS idiot SO I COULD REALLY SHOW OFF HIS STUPIDITY (still hopeful). . BUT MAYBE HE REALIZED THAT COMING ACROSS AS A DESPERATE LOSER CHEATER ON HIS HOT GIRL, WAS WORSE OR MAYBE JUST BEING A PATHETIC LIAR WANNABE WAS ENOUGH

ALL THE WHILE ASKING ME FOR MY HELP

WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HE EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WHAT A MORON HE IS?

him_and_her4341 60M/57F
5 posts
11/30/2008 11:38 am

2 to 1 against him understanding


Opus101RI 54M/55F
11 posts
11/30/2008 12:30 pm

Asking him to understand is asking alot


longnthck2u8 62M  
82 posts
11/30/2008 1:30 pm

Cum on gals, give the guy a break, he is probably living with Mom, and after all, whats a hungry man to do, but have others wait on him and serve him, its all in his name......

Second thought, do not give him a break, send him some pampers....

My best


debaucherysdebut 68M/60F

11/30/2008 4:53 pm

Lmao...love sharing these precious gems!

Here's one we got a few days ago:
i Love your tis. I want to be beeten to.

Mm-mmm beeten...possibly a strange spa ritual? Lmao


ctcpl4funtimes replies on 12/1/2008 2:41 pm:
BEETEN? I THINK THAT IS OLD DUTCH FOR CUNNILINGUS

afeisty_redhead 61F
285 posts
12/3/2008 9:56 am

Thankfully, not ALL single males are like that. I think most women can say that they've received some downright outlandish emails in the past. Thinking that just because we're on this site, we automatically spread our legs for any "Tom, Dick or Harry." And we ought to be ready, willing and able to take care of all of their needs at a moments notice.

I, for one...have been known to enjoy another male joining us. But, it's getting more difficult to find ones that know what it means to be discrete.

What ever happened to common sense?!? Respect?!? Am I the only one?


ctcpl4funtimes replies on 12/3/2008 7:05 pm:
you are far from the only one, where in an age where 40 yr old "men" prefer video gaming to . .well . . .real life . . .instant gratification . . or why bother, attitudes similar to childrens tantrums of why me???

rm_MoPooty 63M
201 posts
11/16/2009 2:51 am

Speaking as a 'SINGLE MALE" I have to agree with afeisty redhead. There are lots of these Jerks who give the rest of us a bad name... However, I think you have to blame the site for their stupidty. This site DOES advertise that you can FIND YOUR SEXBUDDY TONIGHT! So, horny guys flock to the site thinking that all the women here are JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO CONTACT THEM FOR SOME HOT SEX! Now, there maybe women here for just that reason, but most women are a lot more substantive than that. As a well-educated Black man, recently divorced, and a member of Cocktail Party Central I understand the single male policy. I consider myself attractive, but am hampered by the fact that I can not post a pic of myself due to my job and ethics issues. I knew that when I joined. So, my maturity tells me to be patient until I do have a date to attend....
...and I'd like to say something to all the Single & Married (or attached) women. You should be able to discern the jerks & the mentally challenged from the men who are serious. The writing, their expressions in their words should be a BIG CLUE.

MoPooty


highimpack 65M

4/26/2010 1:02 pm

Wow thats freaken funny.


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