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Email of the Day!  

wanttopamperyou2 75M
205 posts
7/5/2008 6:45 am

Last Read:
7/29/2008 2:17 pm
Email of the Day!
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS?

New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago, Illinois

(I guess if I ever break the law, I'd better do it in Illinois!
Homeless people should have it so good!)
Once again the taxpayer gets stung.

It also shows that in most cases the quality of life for prisoners has improved considerably from what you might expect.
And I always thought prison was for punishment.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day @ WORK

You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off @ WORK

For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games @ WORK

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON

You get your own toilet @ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK

You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family
@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part @ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK

They are called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

� CEEDEE � CEEDEE

I suffer from delusions of grandeur
rm_NassyFox 62F
37014 posts
7/5/2008 12:00 pm

 I just got an email showing a new state-of-the-art prison facility in the UK that puts most hotels to shame.
I like our Sheriff Joe Arpaio's handling of his inmates. He makes everything so uncomfortable that they all complain. He just tells them, "Then don't come back!"


nm_bob 65M

7/5/2008 7:55 am

 @ work I can come home and fuck my girl friend
@ prison, some large bad-ass guy wants to think of me as his girl friend and it takes some serious work to convince him that maybe some other poor bastard will be a less painful girl friend for him.

@ work I get paid to travel the globe
@ prison they take a time view of excursions outside the walls

Maybe we should work on prison reform to correct these short-comings? (grin)


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