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Blogs > wanttopamperyou2 > Wanttopamperyou

Friday Thoughts  

wanttopamperyou2 75M
205 posts
7/25/2008 6:24 am

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9/2/2008 4:01 am
Friday Thoughts
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

But Most Of All, Remember! Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!

Have Happy Friday and a Great Weekend.

� CEEDEE � CEEDEE

I suffer from delusions of grandeur
Simply_smiling14 58F
6062 posts
7/25/2008 7:21 pm

 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Now isn't that the truth.
Cheryl




rm_NassyFox 62F
37014 posts
7/25/2008 10:51 am

 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

I have to admit I've wondered this for years. I gave up on questioning the meaning of life, but these two still stick with me. Maybe they were members of alt.


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