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10 Things Tiger Woods Should've Said  

blademaster70 53M
120 posts
4/8/2010 4:54 pm
10 Things Tiger Woods Should've Said

1. The New York Post printed the salacious text messages between Tiger and sidepiece, Jamie Grubbs.

Tiger's response: "Blame it on the alcohol."

2. The seventh chick linked to Tiger was a porn star. The Tiger went wild, indeed.

Tiger's response: "I'm gonna take the liberty of quoting a great American poet here, Snoop Dogg: 'I don't love them hoes.'"

3. In December 2009, Tiger said he was taking in indefinite leave from golf.

Tiger's response: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

4. Tiger told the world he was oh-so-sorry back in February.

Tiger's response: "Yeah, I'm sorry I got caught, but that's about all I'm sorry for."

5. Holly Sampson, another porn star, gave Tiger props for his, ahem... stroke.

Tiger's response: "Call me Tiger Flintstone; I can make your bed rock."

6. Joslyn James -- yes, another porn star -- alleges she was knocked up by Mr. Woods, twice.

Tiger's response: "To quote Maury Povich: 'I am NOT the father.'" [Then breaks out in celebratory dance]

7. Word is Tiger is forking over mucho dinero too keep his wifey by his side.

Tiger's response: "My wife? I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but she ain't messin' with no broke... "

8. Back in June 2009, at the U.S. Open some drunkards were jeering Tiger.

Tiger's Response: "Y'all should grow the f--k up, come here let me coach you."

9. Tiger has enough mistresses to form a basketball team , at least.

Tiger's response: "I'm shutting s--t down in the mall, and telling every girl she's the one for me, and I ain't even planning to call, I want this s--t forever, man."

10. Lastly, despite all the distractions, Tiger is still favored to win the Masters.

Tiger's response: "I'm Tiger Woods!"

trisha_ann_glynn 51T
1982 posts
4/8/2010 7:34 pm

 The best he could have done was to set up excellent child support.
Make sure he gets visitation and holidays.

Pay that washed up ex-model, bottle blonde wife any alimony needed.
To stay the fuck away from him.

Go back to keeping his life private, and playing great golf.
Next time he's offered an arranged marriage to please the golf crowd?

Tell them to go fuck themselves.


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