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Christmas meh......
Christmas meh...... I dont usually get the festive cheer at this time of year like some folk do, might be because of my age, the fact that santa does not exist, that my job gets a hundred times tougher due to it being in a restraunt (the food is shit so dont ask me where I work, we will wank in your soup and drag our baws across your mains plate, its awfully sweaty in a kitchen) It was amazing when it was free shit from an invisble man youll never meet but now and for the last several years I cant be bothered with it. Ill spend a fortune to recieve socks that ill no doubt use to clean my wank up with or the usual man gift, lynx shower/deodrant set, which may make me smell divine but it wears off in about an hour and im back to smelling like a caveman. Bah-Humbug |
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And Reindeer freak me out. The only good reindeer is a dead one whos been made into venison
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Exactly, Wearing Lynx is like wearing my own stale pish after a night of boozing. My willy in a reindeer hat....Hmmmm but I dont have a reindeer hat due to sed fear. I have a santa hat but its a tad big, domt think I can fill it with my tiny epic boaby. Ill give it a go regardless
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Dont know about the shagging part, I'd feel uneasy about eating something I know has been filled with my special sauce prior to cooking
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