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This is NOT the outer limits…..is it?
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This is NOT the outer limits…..is it? I haven't written much in a few days….and well something happened to me the other day…that quiet frankly I'm still trying to get my head around….or just trying to forget it happened. I haven't quiet figured out which one yet. Any way …..I get this call from this guy for a massage …..lol the beginning of yet another unusual and interesting story….any way. This guy lives out in the country and after talking to him on the phone a couple days before…I had a feeling this guy had…issues. I agree to meet him where apron he says "You girls are nuts , you know that, your F*cking crazy" …..[WARNING] Yeah, I know I'm crazy I reply. So I get to his place, a friend of mine has the address and knows how long I am supposed to be gone. I get there …and one of the first things out of his mouth is "I've never done this before…so you tell me. What are we supposed to do?" [WARNING] "Ok, why don't we start with some towels, do you have any?" He rummages around and finds some towels. I place one on the fold out sofa bed in the room that he has said would be the bed being used. [WARNING] "Ok, why don't you get undressed and we'll get started" I said to him "Your really a really cool chick, you know that…I mean it your real crazy" he goes on and on repeatedly….which I attribute to his !st time. So I get ready and get started on him I start rubbing oil on his back ….actually it was more of as soon as I touched him, he starts in…. "Do you have a guy in your life?" ….."I'm a good guy, I could love you." "What are you doing this for?" "You should move in with me and be my old lady." I am politely deflecting most of his comments….but I'm NOT being rude, blunt, or just walking out….so " Damit I LOVE you, you know that" he blurts out. I stopped looked down at him and said "You don't even know me." this does not slow him…naw… "How much do you pay to park your RV? You could park it here for free, I'd be good to you. You could live here for f*ucking free. You can stay here and be my old lady. Can't you see I love you. All you girls are all the same breaking guys hearts." I felt sorry for the guy at this point. "You don't love me" I said to him. "Yes , yes I do, you just don't know how much I love you." he kept going on and on. "You don't love me, your just smitten." I said to him "Smitten?? What does that mean?" he asked "It means you only THINK you love me. Trust me, I'm an expert on this." I told him. This went on for another 30 minutes before I finally got out of there….A lot of what he had to say was desperation…but some of what he said was the bitter pill of life. What was I doing? Where am I going? Would I be able to settle down with just one man? I ask myself these same questions everyday…..BUT there has to be a mutual attraction. I spent too many years in an unhappy marriage….I would rather be alone than in a lop sided relationship. Anyway…..this guy has been calling none stop since wanting me to be his old lady. I feel sorry for this poor lonely guy, but THIS was way ……out there  *****UPDATE ALERT **** Ok….I thought the previous behavior was bad enough…..HA. This prized piece of humanity calls and texts me 2 days later that his atm card is missing and that I stole it and he is going to the cops IF I don't respond back to him. So, I text him that I don't have his card and he should report it to the bank so they can put a trace on it and stop payment on it….not good enough he starts calling every 15 mins demanding I call him and talk to him or he is calling the cops on me…between telling me he loves me. I call him and FIRMLY but politely tell him "I don't have your card, I don't know where it is or who has it. You should report it and find out who does." and I hang up. He calls and leaves messages every 15 min for the next 12 hrs. All saying the same things…..he loves me, he doesn't want to have to call the cops on me, if I don't call him back he is going to do me bodily harm…then back to he loves me. OH the Drama…..the next day I am at a friends house telling him of the ordeal the last 12 hrs have been…..listening to the ranting voice mails on my phone….when he say let me see your phone…ok, I hand him the phone. My friend hit redial and calls this jerk wad up…who by this time is passed out from his drunken tirade. My friend goes on and on to this guys voice mail about how I am an honest decent person, a LADY that he should consider himself lucky to have had the privilege of my company…..etc. To make a long story short jerk wad calls back saying there was someone else who may have taken his atm and that the bank and authorities would be looking into it. GOOD…..Let them do their jobs. THEN…He calls back again asking why I won't pick up his calls…..he would really like to see me again sometime. And that he really loves my ass. I'm GLAD …..he's the ONLY one like that I have encountered.  |
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YIKES!!! I'm so glad all he had was a phone #
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