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Just call me Cinderella....
Just call me Cinderella.... I took the Spawn in last night to get her second COVID shot.... We were headed to the pharmacy and I managed to lose one of my sandals while I was in mid step. "Oh, crap, lost a Jesus Cruiser." "I told you not to wear those, they always fall off." "My feet hurt and they're comfortable." "But they always fall off." Exasperated at my inability to see her point, the Spawn turned to continue her journey to the pharmacy while I turned to retrieve my sandal. "Oh my God! It's gone. My sandal is gone." Turning back to look at me, the Spawn and I quickly scanned the floor as it couldn't have gone far.... It JUST fell off my foot! "Emerson Jacob, where did you get that? That's someone's shoe!" From around the corner, I could hear a mom quietly scolding her for having my sandal. "You need to put this back where you got it." I watched as the cutest little toe head came rounding the corner with his little fist shoved all the way up my sandal, sorting of wearing it like a bracelet. Looking around to see if his mom was following him, he spied her from around the corner and slipped off the sandal, throwing it into the isle, and ran back to where she was standing. Laughing, I looked at the Spawn and said "Oh my God. Go get my Jesus Cruiser before he comes back again." It's never a dull moment. Happy Tuesday! |
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I love it when I see guys wearing socks with their sandals.
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7/7/2021 4:47 am |
I love it when I see guys wearing socks with their sandals.
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He was just making sure no one else took it! lol I'm surprised you didn't see him when he picked it up! Little dickens must have been very quick!!! lol
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He was just making sure no one else took it! lol I'm surprised you didn't see him when he picked it up! Little dickens must have been very quick!!! lol
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That's just too funny!
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Miracle's do happen.
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Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style
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Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style
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Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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Miracle's do happen.
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That's just too funny!
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I took the Spawn in last night to get her second COVID shot.... We were headed to the pharmacy and I managed to lose one of my sandals while I was in mid step. "Oh, crap, lost a Jesus Cruiser." "I told you not to wear those, they always fall off." "My feet hurt and they're comfortable." "But they always fall off." Exasperated at my inability to see her point, the Spawn turned to continue her journey to the pharmacy while I turned to retrieve my sandal. "Oh my God! It's gone. My sandal is gone." Turning back to look at me, the Spawn and I quickly scanned the floor as it couldn't have gone far..... It JUST fell off my foot! "Emerson Jacob, where did you get that? That's someone's shoe!" From around the corner, I could hear a mom quietly scolding her child for having my sandal. "You need to put this back where you got it." I watched as the cutest little toe head came rounding the corner with his little fist shoved all the way up my sandal, sorting of wearing it like a bracelet. Looking around to see if his mom was following him, he spied her from around the corner and slipped off the sandal, throwing it into the isle, and ran back to where she was standing. Laughing, I looked at the Spawn and said "Oh my God. Go get my Jesus Cruiser before he comes back again." It's never a dull moment. Happy Tuesday!
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