Joke of the morning
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 6:53 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 9:10 am
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How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened when she brings it. > ------------------------------------------------ > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It ' s one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand > closer to the kitchen sink . > ------------------------------------------------ > How do you know when a woman > is about to say something smart? > When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." > ------------------------------------------------ > Why do men fart more than women? > Because women can ' t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. > ------------------------------------------------ > If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? > The dog, of course. He ' ll shut up once you let him in. > ------------------------------------------------ > I married a Miss Right. > I just didn ' t know her first name was Always. > ------------------------------------------------ > Scientists have discovered a food > that diminishes > a woman ' s sex drive by 90%. > It ' s called a wedding cake . > ------------------------------------------------ > Women will never be equal to men > until they can walk down the street > with a bald head and a beer gut, > and still think they are sexy > ------------------------------------------------ > In the beginning, > God created the earth and rested. > Then God created Man and rested. > Then God created Woman . > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Last Weekend
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Posted:Jul 16, 2007 12:11 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 9:10 am
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Went out to a strip club but nothing serious.
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Nashville Swingers Clubs
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Posted:Jul 9, 2007 1:02 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2024 9:10 am
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Hey....went to Nashville looking for a hot swinger's club but ended up at a tittie bar getting lap dances.
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