Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:37 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:37 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:37 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:36 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:36 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:36 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:35 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:35 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:35 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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Little Johnny’s Science Project
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 3:34 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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Monday was science day. Each in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class.
First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar.
Suzie said, “These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass.”Very good,” said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat.
Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt.
“Good job,” said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat.
The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box.
“This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house,” he said. “After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor’s garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass.”
“Rectum,” said the teacher.
“Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off.”
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The right words...
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Posted:Apr 8, 2015 4:51 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."
She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?"
The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...... That's what I'd like but What I Need is a new tie!"
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The right words...
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Posted:Apr 8, 2015 4:51 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."
She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?"
The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...... That's what I'd like but What I Need is a new tie!"
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The right words...
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Posted:Apr 8, 2015 4:50 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 10:23 am
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A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."
She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?"
The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...... That's what I'd like but What I Need is a new tie!"
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