Married vs. Unmarried Women
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:30 pm
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Married vs. Unmarried Women
A survey conducted among women gave the below results. 'A' were the answers given by un-married women and 'B' are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity to women.
1. What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
A. Penis
B. Un shaved facial hair.
2. What is the most painful experience during sex?
A. Beginning of Intercourse. B. When my hair gets entangled.
3. How long does an intercourse last?
A. Around one hour.
B. Just about 6 mins.
4. One thing that a woman hates about sex?
A. Risk of pregnancy.
B. The cleaning up.
5. What do men hate most in a woman's body?
A. Body odour / unwanted hair / flab.
B. Menstruation.
6. Which is the one part of woman's body that can get her into trouble?
A. Pussy
B. Tongue
7. What is the one quality that a man likes in a woman?
A. Simplicity/Intelligence/ Understanding.
B. Cooking.
8. When is a man in maximum mood for sex? A. At Night/When Naked.
B. Those 5 days.
9. Which part of a woman's body is most liked by men?
A. Breasts/waist/face/eyes.
B. Closed mouth.
10. When is a man, not in mood to have sex?
A. When he is sick/ tired / upset.
B. When he is hungry.
11. When is a man, very kind to his wife?
A. When he needs help/ when aroused.
B. In front of other women.
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:23 pm
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:23 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:22 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:22 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:22 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:21 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:21 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:21 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:20 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:20 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:20 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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The Secretary!
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 8:19 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 5:31 am
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
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