Cats
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Posted:May 8, 2006 6:15 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2006 6:57 pm
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If they were not so cute would we keep them around
as pets?
Personally I think my cat naps so much so he can dream up
new ways just to drive me up a wall.
I come home from work all day and the first thing I notice is
a stream of toilet paper leading from the kitchen all the way
through the house leading from the bathroom.
I guess Mr. Peanut was bored so he decided to see how far it would
unroll too.
I would have yelled at him but he was hiding.
Oh well I cleaned it up and went about deciding what to make
for dinner. Hey it’s been about 70 degrees today so why not
grill a steak I think.
A good plan I grilled it up nice with all the sides and pop it on the
table and get set to eat.
But before I can the phone rings so I leave my dinner on the table
and answer it. My brother is on the other end talking to me
about Saturdays race and the fact cool Jr won.
While out of the corner of my eye I WATCH my steak go running
down the hall attached to Mr. Peanuts mouth.
So I ask why oh why do we keep cats as pets????
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Unscientific Test results.
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Posted:May 7, 2006 10:13 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2006 4:47 pm
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This week I did an unscientific test.
After reading post after post from people in the advice line asking how to get noticed
mostly from men I decided to run a small test to answer the question.
Or at the very least understand it.
I used my Profile vs One I created of a female using a picture of a female friend. (Yes I had her permission to use the photo as long as I deleted it after the test ended.)
NOTE the profiles were not on Passion but on an un-named Adult site similar to Passion.
On mine I just copied my profile from here.
The female I created a whole new persona.
The results were surprising to me at least.
My profile got its normal one to two hits from curious women in a week.
But what happened with the female profile really shocked me.
The things I found were this.
#1 The profile was not even approved yet, Meaning the only thing the profile said was 28yr old female 5'5"(no picture or description) and FIVE MEN replied to it already.
#2 When the profile was approved but still no picture and a strict guideline of what the girl was looking for: Age 30 to 34, Weight 150 to 210lbs and SINGLE not married or attached.
There were 15 men who replied.
Out of the replies NONE were within the guideline for what she was looking for.
#3 When the profiles picture was approved and posted.
Holy crap the hit meter went off the board and the replies flooded the inbox the only problem was this out of the 50 or so replies that were sent before I terminated the profile.
Only about 1% even came close to the description that the profile asked to meet.
What do any of you make of this?
My conclusion some men are not even visual creatures or intelligent. Five posted before any info was up except 28 year old woman.
Most men do not even bother to READ anything in a profile before they think with their hormones and email a woman. 15 replied to the profile without a picture up I guess they didn’t care what she looked like at all.
And the rest ONLY looked at the picture when it was approved and didn’t read the profile at all.
Oh and the one line emails saying lets fuck were comical.
I was surprised by this to say the least, but personally I like to get a feel for the whole package before I contact anyone but most men on an adult dating site could care less.
So how do men get noticed on sites like this? The answer do not make an ass of yourself.
On average most women do not need to search profiles, but if you contact them they will read your profile so it better tell them something about you.
Try READING the women’s profile to see if your what they are looking for before filling her inbox with emails she will delete.
And for shits sake do not email one liners because it makes you sound like every other dick who didn’t read the profile and emailed her.
HAHA I hope this helps anyone who wondered because all it did for me was confuse the hell out of me about what some men are thinking and feel bad for what women have to put up with on a daily basis on this site.
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